I wrote this on the eve of my 23rd birthday a couple of years ago exactly, what can these assembly of words tell me about that young man then that was I?

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Drink up Sat - Game on Sun - Crush down Mon

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SAT: So we decide on a pint (oh yeah), me and two casual workmates are heading home, we have 15mins before the train arrives and the pub is only a second away. So I begin the night I how intend to continue.
We are at another pub now with Clyde, Craig and his missus Jen and I,...

Mondays kill me, Tues aren't for me - Lee Evans Friday

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MON 2nd May: I came to around midday, it was Monday, what a black day.

I was crushing heavy, the social hive I'd been around had worn me out and then suddenly I was alone - again. Of all the people I'd laughed with none where there with me now.
How do...

Friday I had an early wake up call to get to my cousins engagement ceremony not much helped by the pulsing hangover I had. On the ride over I had a liquid breakfast, my favorite can of Nourishment, that I sipped throughout the morning trying to bring myself back to life.

I was half dazed greeting so many people who knew me but I didn't recognize and inadvertently found myself in the elders club as they arranged how to give over the dowry to the brides parents. It was complex business...

Obama just before he got into office and after - Can stress really do that to you?

I'd gone to work still feeling ill and relied on Nurofen to get thru the hum drum day but by clocking out time and with the prospect of a long weekend I felt myself getting better by the second.

I went to get a haircut for a family do the following day when the barber, a young face I...