Name a rubbish superhero
 

Just for fun, suggest your names for useless superheroes or supervillains. I'll start with some bad ideas:

Post man (he turns into a post)
Pizza boy
The Human Avocado

(Sorry, a daft early morning thread)

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Me Les Jones When I'm a bit older I shall be called Spider-Man .... can't get out of the bath without assistance :embarrass:

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Tortoise Man.

Fruit Girl.

Butter Boy.

Professor Slug.

Captain Cheese and his sidekick Cracker Kid.

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Jeremy Corbyn

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crocubot

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Sea-Man :tongue1:

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Paper Boy

Me

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Social anxiety girl, spreads social awkwardness throughout the land!

Captain planet.. looting and polluting is not the way :tongue1:

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Period Man

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BIN MAN !!!!!

Able to empty small amounts of household waste within a given 2 week period (3 over christmas or bank holidays).

Able to dispose of larger household items or whitegoods (for a small charge and with prior arrangement only).

Able to navigate his truck down ever so slightly smaller streets than you would expect him to be able to.

Wow, what a guy, my hero. What a truly rubbish super hero.

https://s10.postimg.org/pkczxj2xl/26...0dd985f54a.jpg

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Weather Man.

Has the power to look out the window and utter one of his unique catchphrases such as "sea haar", "precipitation", or "it's raining a lot"



Lollipop Lady

Pleasures untold are to be had by he who unwraps her head and starts to gobble and suck. Many have tried to imitate her by wrapping their head in plastic, and experienced great pleasure before they deathed out. As the maxim goes, "With great head comes great responsibility"



Ultraman - a male homo sapiens whose gender traits have been magnified to an extreme degree. Most Ultramen spontaneously annihilate slightly faster than a Higgs boson (approx 19 yoctoseconds), the mechanism for this is believed by many to be due to some as yet undetectable bias in the structure of society. While some call for a larger particle collider to try to investigate this epidemic of self annihilation, others put their efforts into developing more potent blue pills

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Manfred Man

No relation.

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Dr I'm not sure Who?

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Middle Aged White Man - acts as general punching bag for anyone who is vaguely annoyed about their circumstances of life, while running the entire world, even places where there are no middle aged white men. Middle Aged White Mans predate time itself, and records exist of legislation drafted by early (yet eternal) MAWMs to levy tax against weird chemical lumps that(/who) were the precursors to RNA.

It is said that when the antichrist returns she will spin The Wheel of Colour and allocate the MAWM duties to another randomly selected race, but MAWMs recently managed to stave off the restructuring of reality by proving that race has no scientific basis. Antichrist herself is currently developing countermeasures against the MAWMs where she will begin a thousand years of Not Talking To Him And Making Him Heat Up His Own Tesco Cottage Pie

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Isle of Man

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Teh Outdated Meme Man

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^Ridicule Flat Earth Man all you like but he has thousands of devotees all around the globe.

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Bondage man: can hogtie a villain in seconds... usually gets carried away though :/

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Why Aye Man

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^ classic avatar there, joe


Fireman! Starts fires

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Hindsight man - has an ability to solve all problems, but only after they've already happened. Closely related to Politician man.

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Captain condom with a hole In it.

Let's see marvel market that shit

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/guttural trailer voice-over guy




JUST BECAUSE THE CONDOM HAS A HOLE IN IT


-dramatic pause-


DOESN'T MEAN YOU AREN'T FIRING BLANKS

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The Barnacle. He's really clingy.

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Captain Planet

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Miss Awkward.

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Fix drippy taps boy

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captain chips

superpower -

smells like chipshops


sphere of influence -

making people hungry and resentful on buses

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superpower 'smells like chipshops'. :laughing:

sounds good to me!

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The amazing knot undoing man - he can undo any knot eventually, given enough time.



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Dan
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