Cat Calisthenics., For all you cat lovers out there !!!!
 

The best time to perform your work out is 3.am in the morning when the house is perfectly quite and your human is comfortably asleep in bed.
Warm up with a few stretches extending legs fully and retracting them slowly, pulling your claws across the sofa with a comforting rasping sound.
Practise the "Hunt Mouse" routine by chasing a small ball around the room- be careful to avoid falling vases as you charge frantically over tables and chairs.
Next, stretch each claw in turn as high up the wall as you can possibly reach, leave a mark on the wall as a target to beat next time.
Finally, sprint at top speed into your humans bedrooom, leap onto their tummy, relax and drift off to sleep.!!!!