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i found my entire childhood experiences from ages 6-10 on youtube.

I procreated with a mutant, some time ago in the murky past. and today I gave birth to a mutant sproglet. and i'm calling her Sindy. She has gills. and green claws. i'm putting pink ribbons in her hair. and feeding her titanium

I'm ok (trust me!) :thumbsup:

if you print all of my sauk posts out on A4 paper and lay them out in order in the shape of a square, it produces a square with sides 3 miles long. when viewed from 3 miles above, my text forms an image of myself pushing a lawnmower across the deck of the fully-crewed Mary Celeste.

viewed from a mile up you can see the follicles of my hair, and from half a mile up you can visually discern the structure of my dna. further zooming in reveals my constituent atoms with fully visible electron energy clouds etc.

this post corresponds to a hangnail on my left ring finger.

if the text is printed out in comic sans, the 3 mile square image is of myself brushing my teeth, wearing just a fez.

in times new roman the image is a magic eye picture* which, when focussed on correctly, yields a three dimensional image of a fully functional crystal ball, capable of foretelling any future event subject to a 3% degree of error.

lastly, if the accumulated posts are converted into morse code and printed out, and wrapped around a sphere of radius (3/3 of 3miles), at the centre of the sphere a small portal will form. if you put your hand thru this portal, you will feel the back of your own head.

the final shock is that i didn't make my posts do this on purpose, i just found all this out on hogmanay 2010 when i left my printer on overnight by accident.

*some have claimed that if you look at the times new roman image in a 3 mile by 3 mile mirror, a different magic eye image is formed. when correctly focussed on, this magic eye image reveals yet another magic eye image, ie a magic eye within a magic eye. when focussed upon correctly, this second magic eye reveals a 3d picture of two dolphins frolicing.

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Originally Posted by Mortigantoj (Post 1169862)

I'm ok (trust me!) :thumbsup:

hope you are big chap, and thats no lie :hug2:

Even though Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Hue Hefner and myself share the same birthday, we are all equally worth knowing. :rolleyesp :laughing:

From 1979 to 1981 I worked as Peter Andre's official advisor in all his dealings with the DVLA. My grandfather invented the door.

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Originally Posted by Fatty Arbottle (Post 1169885)

My grandfather invented the door.

:laughing: Don't know why that's so funny.

Me and the Queen once got caught in a drugs bust in Morocco.

I found Saddam first

I got sacked from BP when I was dared to push the big red button on that oil rig.

The French are a good bunch of people

This one time, I bounced on my space-hopper so hard that it altered my DNA. Doctors said it had got all jumbled up on account of the bouncing I done.

I have fallen out with Tara Palmer Tomkinson and you can read all about it in this weeks News Of The World.

My doctor prescribed me midget gems for my social anxiety.

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Originally Posted by Fatty Arbottle (Post 1169982)

This one time, I bounced on my space-hopper so hard that it altered my DNA. Doctors said it had got all jumbled up on account of the bouncing I done.

i have squashed dna too, in my case caused by bad posture. :(

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Originally Posted by seth brundle (Post 1169996)

i have squashed dna too

It's no biggy. NASA asked if they could study mine, for the rocket stuff they do, but I had a dentist appointment.

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Originally Posted by Fatty Arbottle (Post 1169998)

It's no biggy. NASA asked if they could study mine, for the rocket stuff they do, but I had a dentist appointment.

they tested my dna but abandoned the study because they quickly established that my dna "was not correct" :confused:

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Originally Posted by seth brundle (Post 1169999)

they tested my dna but abandoned the study because they quickly established that my dna "was not correct" :confused:

bummer. my uncle works for NASA, actually he owns it, so maybe I could have a word.

I hate this topic ALOT!

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Originally Posted by Nuff (Post 1170001)

I hate this topic ALOT!

I don't get it:confused:

i dont want nobody else, i love you
(she's lying) :headshake

In 1872 there was a shortage of exclamation marks due to a strike by the National Union of Typesetters. Excitement was severely rationed and nothing extraordinary occured that year.
My uncle invented cheese in an effort to avoid the butter tax.

I'm not the man you think I am at all, oh no - I'm a Rocket Man!

I was the first person to successfully breed dairylea triangles in captivity.
You know peanut butter? - doesn't contain peanuts, fact.

I was the first man on the moon. I pop to Mars occasionally on holiday.

The Haribo corporation was founded by disgraced nazi war criminal Heinrich Haribo.

'A la recherche du temps perdu' was an unexpected success in the world of publishing arising, as it did, from an incorrectly translated leaflet enclosed in a shipment sent from the dunlop factory in Swindon to a Raleigh Bicycle franchise in Ballycomeuppance, Sligo.

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Originally Posted by Fatty Arbottle (Post 1170415)

The Haribo corporation was founded by disgraced nazi war criminal Heinrich Haribo.

:laughing::laughing::laughing::kneelingb:kneelingb :kneelingb

i am sound asleep. :hug2:

...nor am i disturbingly addicted to mass effect 2 ;)

She loves me! :loveya:

I know the secret of life but I'm not telling anybody.