True or false?
 

Ok, I'll write a statement and the next person has to say whether it is true or false before writing another statement for the next person and so on. (Does that make sense?)

You are wearing blue undies

Re: True of false?
 

True.(well done!;) )


You secretly want to hit someone right now.

Re: True of false?
 

False...me?.... never harm a fly....;)

The person reading this is a male

Re: True of false?
 

True, and I sound pretty good, apparently, 'cept for those high notes.

You fancy someone from SA-UK. :tongue1:

Re: True of false?
 

God yes (but it'll go with me to the grave)

You smear chocolate in naughty places

Re: True of false?
 

No, im not too keen on the thought of having someones death on my conscience.

Sucking a monkeys left testical.

Re: True of false?
 

FALSE! :P

Smokeing

Re: True of false?
 

False!


Scratching your privates?

Re: True of false?
 

possibly...


you have an annoying ringtone on your mobile phone?

Re: True of false?
 

absolutely

you own a g-string

Re: True of false?
 

False


You own a G-spot....

Re: True of false?
 

False, i dont have one...

You have a hangover.....

Re: True of false?
 

You have no tv?!

Yes, I did this morning; felt rough as a badger's arse.





You secretly admire George Bush.

Re: True of false?
 

False


Sing badly out of tune to music with headphones on :screams:

Re: True of false?
 

False, I used to be a choirgirl!

You own a pet tarantula

Re: True of false?
 

True

You wrapped up a Christmas present you had last year that didn't want to give to somebody else this year :D

Re: True of false?
 

False!

You ironed last year's used Xmas wrapping paper and reused it for wrapping this years'!

Re: True of false?
 

False!


You hate opening Christmas presents in front of people.

Re: True of false?
 

Not a chance. I don't care who's watching, if you give me a present, I'll open the bugger.

True or false: At some point you have owned a Simpsons record / album / tape. (I can't be the only one)

Re: True of false?
 

Nah, even as a youngsta I was far too cool for 'Do The Bartman'.

You talk to your pet when drunk, and imagine that he/she can understand you.

Re: True of false?
 

True! (I really can't be bothered to go out shopping this year.)

You actually like Christmas pudding.

Re: True of false?
 

True.

You will introduce me to your parents as your pimp.

Re: True of false?
 

false, we both know im your daddy :nonono:



you like to sniff magic markers till you go abit dizzy?

Re: True of false?
 

False (although they do smell nice!)

You like to dance to "Barbie Girl" by Aqua!

Re: True of false?
 

True

You enjoy picking your nose

Re: True of false?
 

True...yep can you guess which one though :tongue1:

You secretly like to cross dress

Re: True of false?
 

No this beard is all itchy and reds not my colour.


You have naughty thoughts bout Bernard manning?

Re: True of false?
 

Yes, I'd love to watch him have a painful death


You sleep in the nude

Re: True of false?
 

True!


You have energy saving light bulbs in your house?

Re: True of false?
 

Absolutely! Nearly all of them are.

You listen to Bronski Beat?