Sod old age!
Anyway, I was being bombarded. It was impossible to avoid these delicious creatures.
Like, I was just about to pick up the last chicken vindaloo and one of them bent right down in front of me and pinched it. Basically stuck her arse in my face.
One minute I was looking at curry then the next, something even more dilicious that I couldn't just put in me basket, take home then devour.
And one tried to squeeze passed me while I was browsing the cereal so held up her arms and I saw two bewbs slide right past my face, and they were like an inch away.
Things like this kept happening, ffs.