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I seen some horses running around a track and jumping over things, but I switched it off because I didn't want to see them fall over and hurt themselves.

I also seen something on the news about some swimmer who is now apparently the greatest Olympian - going on to ask: is this man the greatest Olympian of all time? To which I had to sit through a long winded assessment of his status which literally concluded in the words 'not really'. And the only conclusion I could draw myself, is despite how boring it generally is, watching the Olympics is infinitely more exciting than watching the news.