[Mr. Spaceman]

The story I came up with was there was a man eating an ice cream, and a bird swooped down and stole it, then the man drove home and sat on his cube shaped sofa.

I've already had enquiries from a couple of major publishing houses.

Another one was I had to describe to someone who had never brushed their teeth before how to brush their teeth.
Then there was "Can you describe what anxiety feels like?" and "What do you think would be the good and bad things about being in a relationship?" and "Can you describe what love feels like?". Cue long silences, ummm.....