"Shall I have a shower or just not bother?"
"I'm hungry but I can't be arsed to think what I want to eat, so I'll just sit here until hunger pangs force me to the kitchen''.
''Why am I so lazy? But is laziness always a bad thing?''
''I wish this forum moved faster''.
''Has ASOS still got those trousers in my size in stock''.
''My hair needs cutting but do I want to spend money on it?''.
All the usual deep, profound stuff.
