Re: tell lies
It is a well known fact that Robert Barone from Everyone loves Raymond is a close evolutionary link of Nicolas Cage.
WW2 started as a result of a chess game gone horribly wrong.
Itchy bum at night equals smelly finger in the morning.,
Computers were originally a way for governments worldwide to keep a tabs on their given citizens. The idea conceived by the UN during the late 80's resulted in Computers being built with in built camera's and microphones which recorded the activities of all humans using computers and were watched and monitored by a company in Geneva that recruited possibly the largest number of employees at the time and peaked in 2003. However, the idea was terminated a year later after employees left they're jobs in the thousands. The main reason, besides a number of ethical problems, was the amount of time each employee had to be forced to watch men jacking off during the course of the day. One account said "I had to watch this fat bastard go at it at least 20 times daily that he usually ran out of tissues and had to wipe it off into a cup which he left on the desk for weeks on end."
The second reason was also due to the problem of masturbation. A number of employees were found in their booths similarly being enticed by what they were viewing that they too felt the need to jack off which was strictly against company policy.
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