My partner and I stay at home most of the time and very rarely socialise. I really cannot be dealing with all the shit that comes with going out - too many nasty prats about being stupid nasty tossers. I'm getting too old for that these days and quite like sitting by the fire in my smoking jacket and comfy slippers, puffing away at my pipe (ooh er). So I'm only in my forties but it isn't that bad - I'm looking to employ a nurse next to help me with a few bodily functions when the misses ain't looking...
