Clerihews - Page 18

Jaaames · #**171** 7th February 2010, 14:54

Hugh Laurie
You'll be sorry
Fame across the pond
Is no reason to abscond

Albert Einstein

Mr Spud · #**172** 7th February 2010, 18:33

Albert Einstein
You clever swine!
E=mc2 you worked out with aplomb,
So now we have the atom bomb!

Peter Kay

Wol · #**173** 7th February 2010, 18:37

Peter Kay
What can I say?
Since I heard what you said
I can't eat garlic bread

Captain Pugwash

Winnie57 · #**174** 8th February 2010, 23:41

Captain Pugwash
You're a pirate? What tosh!
If you didn't have Tom, Cut Throat Jake
Mincemeat of you would make

Kym Marsh

itschris · #**175** 11th March 2010, 20:33

Kym Marsh
Singing voice a bit harsh
For Hear'Say she's not sorry
Now she's making money from Corrie

David Baddiel

Wol · #**176** 11th March 2010, 20:54

David Baddiel
Not done so well
Was more of a winner
with Newman or Skinner

Patrick Moore

Winnie57 · #**177** 12th March 2010, 15:05

Patrick Moore
Your eyes must be so sore
From straining to see
Stars and planets so wee

(sorry can't say anything bad about Patrick)

Lady Gaga

Mr Spud · #**178** 12th July 2010, 16:32

Lady Gaga
You're an endless saga
Of outrageous and outlandish costumes
That distract us from your mediocre tunes

Fabio Capello (again)

Winnie57 · #**179** 13th July 2010, 16:59

Fabio Capello
You are a funny fellow
To want to stay in charge
Of a team with losses large

Mel Gibson