Corrupt a Wish! - Page 3

Winnie57 · #61 2nd January 2011, 13:34

^ Granted but your DVD player is broken

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Originally Posted by seth brundle

all back to mine!

cheers winn

You're not supposed to be happy with it

I wish I had a daughter

Kevin Hodge · #62 2nd January 2011, 14:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winnie57

You're not supposed to be happy with it

sowwy

*feigns anguish

*

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I wish I had a daughter

granted but she'd play the tuba 12 hours a day in the house.

i wish i had bionic legs.

Phool · #63 2nd January 2011, 14:50

Granted - but your arms are made of sponge!

I wish I had self cleaning hair.

Winnie57 · #64 3rd January 2011, 16:06

Granted but you also have alopecia

I wish I had more storage space

Mr_Bean · #65 3rd January 2011, 18:33

Granted, but everyone will come to store stuff at your place.

I wish I had some hobnobs.(no innuendo..)

Winnie57 · #66 4th January 2011, 11:52

^

Granted but first you have to get off your lazy backside and go and buy some!

I wish everyone was equal at work and there wasn't a pecking order.

Mr_Bean · #67 4th January 2011, 21:10

Wish granted but then everyone must bow to each other prior to conversation.

I wish I found a really great game.

Puppet · #68 4th January 2011, 21:11

granted, but you'll be stuck in the game forever.

I wish I had all the ingredients in the world to cook

Mr_Bean · #69 4th January 2011, 21:15

Granted but you'll live under stacks of thyme.

I wish a came after b.

Oatmeal · #70 4th January 2011, 22:48

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Originally Posted by AoS

I wish a came after b.

Granted, but lol comes after omg

I wish Frank Sidebottom would come back to life

Mr_Bean · #71 6th January 2011, 21:39

granted, but everyone will turn into Frank sidebottom.

do I need to do a wish? I wish I didn't need to..

Puppet · #72 6th January 2011, 21:43

granted, but you'll never be able to wish again.

I wish this burn on my finger would goooo!

Mr_Bean · #73 14th January 2011, 10:14

Granted but you will burn up into oblivion.

I wish I had a magic cure for nerves.

Winnie57 · #74 14th January 2011, 22:43

Granted but one of the side-effects is loss of voice so even though you're not nervous you can't speak.

I wish somebody would whisk me off somewhere exotic.

Oatmeal · #75 18th January 2011, 22:05

granted, but the someplace will be afghanistan and the somebody will be Allan Whicker

I wish beings of light and unconditional love would come and save our souls from 2012

Winnie57 · #76 20th January 2011, 18:37

^ gee thanks

Granted but they will whisk you (and your soul) away to 2013 so you will lose a year of your life

I wish I could join a group without feeling scared.

Chimpy · #77 21st January 2011, 00:29

Granted, here's a nice staircase for you:

I wish I could have a pay rise this year.

Winnie57 · #78 22nd January 2011, 00:15

Granted - you get 1p extra per calendar month

I wish I could find a hat that suited me.

Oatmeal · #79 24th January 2011, 01:07

Granted, but it will get you a reputation in your local area as "that Boy George woman".

I wish the contradictory forces in control of my mind and body would just come to an agreement.

Winnie57 · #80 24th January 2011, 19:28

Granted - they will agree to differ.

I wish I could eat out every night.

José Raúl Capablanca · #81 25th January 2011, 12:16

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Originally Posted by Jocasta

Granted ... you will "eat out" of a skip for the rest of your days. Yum.

I wish I could live in Paris.

Granted, but you now live in Paris, Texas

I wish I could sing

Emski · #82 25th January 2011, 12:39

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Originally Posted by Jocasta

Granted. You have the most beautiful singing voice ... but it can only be heard by dogs.

I wish I could do cartwheels like I could when I was a kid.

Granted. You can now cart wheels for the rest of your days

I wish i had unlimited access to fly all over the world, when i want.

danielv · #83 25th January 2011, 13:00

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Originally Posted by Emmazing

Granted. You can now cart wheels for the rest of your days

I wish i had unlimited access to fly all over the world, when i want.

Granted.......but you develop an uncontrolable fear of flying

I wish I was the most attractive man who ever lived

AxelFendersson · #84 25th January 2011, 15:05

Congratulations, all other human beings are now so grotesquely hideous that the mere sight of each other causes violent nausea. All human interaction is now impossible, and humanity will die out within a generation.

I wish I no longer had to worry about money.

Emski · #85 25th January 2011, 15:08

Granted.. However you become bankrupt, therefore have no money to worry about.

I wish i had a special power, that enables me to become invisible whenever i like.

ladyredcap · #86 25th January 2011, 18:02

Granted, but you only become invisible to cats and dogs.

I wish i could get paid for doing absolutely nothing.

xTKsaucex · #87 25th January 2011, 18:27

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Originally Posted by ladyredcap

Granted, but you only become invisible to cats and dogs.

I wish i could get paid for doing absolutely nothing.

Granted, you are now david beckham earning 50p a second for no reason. Fact as well.

I wish I could know when people spoke the truth or when they lied.

Winnie57 · #88 27th January 2011, 15:49

Granted but you will be wanted by every court in the country for your unique power and the lie detector test on Jeremy Kyle will be replaced by the TKSauce test.

I wish my syndicate at work would win the top National Lottery prize.

Mr_Bean · #89 27th January 2011, 15:56

Granted but every syndicate at work will win the top lottery prize, everything will balance out and you will have made no net gain.

I wish I had some hot chocolate.

Stanley Rainbird · #90 27th January 2011, 16:48

Granted, Errol Brown is in your kitchen cupboard

I wish I had curly hair