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Re: You know you're getting old when..
***8230;you do moderate exercise one day then can't move the next morning.
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#92
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Re: You know you're getting old when..
…you do moderate exercise one day and then still can't move two days later
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#93
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You don't do any exercise and can't move the next morning |
#94
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ok you win, I'm not quite there yet !
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#95
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#96
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You know you're getting old when Sonia on Eastenders has a teenage daughter.
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#97
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Not only do you reminisce about good bowel movements you've recently had, and think about future ones to come, you also feel the need to share this information with other people*
*also applies to pregnant women |
#98
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^ahh reminds me of the spectacular s**t of August '98***8230;fun times.
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#99
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All your birthday cards have a big 40 on them!
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#100
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#101
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#102
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When you start behaving like an adult cat sleeping all over the place.
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#103
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You attend a funeral, and at the crematorium someone says to you "It's hardly worth you going home"
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#104
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your nephew is old enough to drink when he was born when I was in middle school
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#105
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.........your friend of the same age refers to your younger neighbours as 'youngsters'.
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#106
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I was going to write something here, can't for the life of me remember what it was now - lemon sherbert anyone?
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#107
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Your younger cousin becomes a Great Grandma
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#108
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You know you're getting old when you feel your clockwork batteries running down.
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#109
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Sarah-Louise Platt's daughter Bethany is being brought back into Coronation Street. You know you're old when not only do you remember little Sarah-Louise (who was younger than me) having a baby but that baby is now 14 and is going to be played by a 19-year-old!
PLUS the first choice of actor to play the 14-year-old had actually been 25. |
#111
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#112
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Yes i can remember those days just. I seem to think that Nick had a few character changes over the years plus the odd personality transplant. I think the character that plays David was around from quite a young age. I must check it out.
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#113
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When you wake up at 4am, and are asleep, by the time Emmerdale starts.
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#114
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when you have to retrace your steps to remember what it is you were going to do !
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#115
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When you find you are dribbling urine more frequently .
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#118
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When you choose a car for its mpg rather than its mph.II'm currently quite excited about my new roof box
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#119
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When you spend too much time thinking about the past, wishing you could go back and change it.
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#120
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Re: You know you're getting old when..
Shoe shopping means no flats, no high heels. Regular checks for maverick hairs around the chin and removal of lady tache. Yearly check to see if ears and nose are growing. No selfies. Mental note to exercise more cos flobby bits are sinking and then forget when I put on my super stretchy clothes. Ignorance of all celebrities even if they've been around a good few years.
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