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Old 3rd November 2023, 16:38
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^ Hyphenated words count as one word in Microsoft word, so take it up with B-Gates.
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Old 3rd November 2023, 17:52
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Appear does have a super brain, BFG! He's like part einstein, part model, part rubber chicken. The whole package is what I'm trying to say! And if I wasn't still holding out for a 1990s Claudia Schiffer lookalike, Appear would be as dry as Tutankhamun right now! Or something like that!

That being said, BFG does have the brawn! Easily over 6ft I would imagine! Probably has beefy hands as well! And if I wasn't still holding out for a 1970s Agnetha Faltskog lookalike, BFG would be as dry as a 99 year old spinster right now! Or something like that!

What my point again? Although it's made me think of this dong:



Anyway, back to the game!

There's the exit sign!

Edit:

I forgot to include Mike in this post! I'm sorry about that! My only excuse is that I ran out of stamina! Although give me another 48hrs and I will include you then!
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Old 3rd November 2023, 19:11
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^ Hyphenated words count as one word in Microsoft word, so take it up with B-Gates.
B-Gates. I'm biscuits Gates.

Hyphenated words = one word



But I appreciate your work doing the day shift of restoring order to the thread, BFG .
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Old 3rd November 2023, 19:12
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Step into my orifice.
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Old 3rd November 2023, 20:12
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That wig's very unconvincing
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Old 3rd November 2023, 20:20
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Norwich's pedestrianisation - your thoughts?
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Old 3rd November 2023, 21:43
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Do you respect wood?
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Old 4th November 2023, 15:29
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I post on SAUK.
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Old 4th November 2023, 15:39
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Old 4th November 2023, 17:30
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Old 5th November 2023, 11:41
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It's ten inches... wide.
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Old 5th November 2023, 11:42
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Favourite Suella Braverman quote?
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Old 5th November 2023, 16:08
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Shake ya bunion, darlin!
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Old 5th November 2023, 17:11
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Sniff my onions, darling!
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Old 5th November 2023, 17:30
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Quote:
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Favourite Suella Braverman quote?

There's a deal breaker if there ever was one!

I only date millionaires
I love licking armpits
Is heaven missing an
I haven't washed today
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Old 5th November 2023, 23:56
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No, it's actually 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 28481117450284102701938521105559.
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Old 6th November 2023, 00:00
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It's not herpes herpes.
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Old 6th November 2023, 00:08
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This room is soundproof.
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Old 6th November 2023, 00:11
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I taught Truss economics.
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Old 6th November 2023, 09:42
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"I'mma let you finish..."
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Old 6th November 2023, 09:47
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Nice hair. Only one?
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Old 6th November 2023, 16:38
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Will you stop farting!
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Old 6th November 2023, 17:08
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I'm the convo killer,
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Old 6th November 2023, 17:08
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Old 6th November 2023, 17:12
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Also I can't count.
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Old 6th November 2023, 17:43
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Plaited my nostril hairs
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Old 8th November 2023, 15:51
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^ plaited my anus hairs
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Old 9th November 2023, 03:20
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I'm only moderately infectious.
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Old 9th November 2023, 03:22
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I usually look worse.
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Old 9th November 2023, 03:27
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Do they take pennies?
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