Would you rather.. (2)

[iloverain]

nice is that yours or some philosophy

anyway B.


reincarnated as a tree to be pissed on by dogs ...

or a dog to piss on the tree?

[Winnie57]

A tree because if I were a tree my bark would protect me from being harmed by dog wee and I could have a barking contest with the doggy.


Would you rather?

A) Come back on SA-UK under another name and deny your former self

OR

B) Join another forum and be yourself

[loner1]

ignore them?

would you fone if someone got run over or walk on?

[Kevin Hodge]

i would phone, i love doing things like that. had some kiddies working on a beer bong out back the other week, i did grass em up i did




would you rather


1. never eat again
OR
2. never fart again?

[Woo]

Fart - so long as I didn't explode.

Would you rather:

Be homeless in the most beautiful place on earth

Have a fantastic house situated somewhere utterly dreadful?

[loner1]

be homeless on a beautiful island free of everything




would you go to a social worker or doctor to help you?

[Winnie57]

A doctor - I'm not too keen on social workers (personal reasons)


Would you rather?

A) Sunbathe topless (or bottomless if you're male) in your front garden

OR

B) Go to the shop with a T-shirt on saying "F*** Me, I'm Yours"

[Pink*Lady]

B) Go to the shop with a T-shirt on saying "F*** Me, I'm Yours"

Would you rather lie on a bed of nails or walk across hot coals?

[ratty]

Walk across hot coals. At least it would only damage your feet!

Would you rather
1. Do a work presentation to a room full of colleagues
or
2. Do a speech at a family wedding

[Winnie57]

Speech at wedding then at least I could get drunk beforehand


Would you rather?

A) Smile at your enemies

OR

B) Scowl at your friends

[ratty]

Smile at my enemies (have to do this at work all the time!)

Would you rather eat right now:
A giant slab of your favourite cake
or
A giant plate full of your favourite main course

[Winnie57]

I'm full up but the main course if I have to - not a big cake eater


Would you rather?

A) Only be able to get BBC2 on your telly

OR

B) Only be able to get Bravo on your telly

[Woo]

I can't get either and have never seen Bravo so will go for

BBC2

Would you rather:

Lose your marbles
Lose your sense of taste

[ratty]

Have everything change - I'm all for change! (Although I would like to keep my boyfriend and cat)

Would you rather never sweat again or never blush again? (going off typical SA physical symptoms...)

[Winnie57]

I'd rather never sweat again. I don't mind blushing really.


Would you rather?

A) Be doubly incontinent

OR

B) Be in constant physical pain

[ratty]

Hmm. Pain - then I could take painkillers!

Would you rather be a fireman or policeman?

[Winnie57]

A policeman but preferably a desk job in the station and not on the beat or in a car. I'm a coward.

Would you rather

A) Spend an afternoon of tea and crumpets with an elderly relative

OR

B) Spend a night of excrutiating embarrassment with a hot date who you knew was way out of your league

?

[Wol]

Crumpets ? Crumpets !
No contest !

Would you rather

A)
Climb every mountain, search high and low
Follow every by way, every path you know
Climb every mountain, ford every stream
Follow every rainbow, till you find your dream

OR

B)
simply remember:
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens;
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens;
Brown paper packages tied up with strings;
Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels;
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles;
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings;
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes;
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes;
Silver-white winters that melt into springs;

[Winnie57]

B is nicer and a lot less effort

Would you rather?

A) Spend a night cuddling an eskimo in an igloo



OR

B) Spend a night in a mud and straw hut cuddling a pygmy

[Wol]

Oooh an eskimo please, Iv'e always found them quite sexy


Would you rather, please some of the people all of the time, or please all of the people some of the time ?

[Winnie57]

^She is rather attractive

I'd rather please all of the people some of the time then nobody's totally disappointed or left out.


Would you rather?

A) Someone wrongly thought you were a thief

Or

B) Someone wrongly thought you were smelly

[Mr_Bean]

probably B... I mean they can make their own mind up at the smelliness.

Would you rather look left, or look right? Hmmm...

[Winnie57]

left because I'm left-handed and left wing (sort of)

Would you rather?

A) Look after a toddler for a day

OR

B) Look after an old man for a day

[Mr_Bean]

tough one-you can speak to the oldman but the toddler would have bags of energy. I suppose it would be the old man.

Would you rather be suited for the occasion, or occasionally suited?

[Winnie57]

Suited for the occasion I suppose


Would you rather?

A) Fight the good fight with all your might

or

B) Sing aloud with gladness

[Mr_Bean]

er. A) Fight the good fight with all your might.

Would you rather see a brand new blank page- with all the creative possibilities to fill it, or a filled in page with good literal accomplishment. (like a writer)

[Winnie57]

Both are good. It would depend if I were in a creative mood or not. I'll say the filled in page for now though.

Would you rather?

A) Be the most popular in a group of friends but also the most unpopular among another group of people

or

B) Be neither popular nor unpopular in both groups

[Ruby1]

Is that your bum bum Winnie honestly these people showing their bums on't internet shocking


I think i'll plump for b as popularity never did entice me, i'd rather count on 1 hand true friends anyday than have a hundred kinda sorta peeps diggin me.


Would you rather

a) Be a buzzy bee who's always busy

or beee) have long lazy days doing nowt

[Mr_Bean]

a) be a buzzy bee who's always busy.

Would you rather be:

a) Noel Edmonds
or
b) A gigantic slug.

[Sea]

A slug.

Would you rather:

a) be in a long-distance relationship
or
b) be single

(ok, so I am bitter and this is not as light-hearted as it should be. lol).