What are you thinking about doing just now?

[purplerose]

Originally Posted by Johnny88

*Looks menacingly ahead whilst squatting forward on one leg and adjusts sweat band on head*

Its jog time mother****ers.

How often do you go jogging ?
Do you go for the same amount of time each time you go ?

[purplerose]

Fair enough, I used to run to the same place and back so I was always jogging for roughly the same amount of time.
I suppose it is better to just run and not have no time limit and just enjoy your surroundings and if you want to run through puddles to make it more fun then go you
Do you wear tiny little shorts to go jogging in ?

[purplerose]

Originally Posted by Johnny88

Yes I wear tiny.....
You have your hands down by your side before I continue haven't you ?

yeah they are small shorts but not tight sexy ones I'm afraid. I think I'd be scared to wear tight shorts because when I do exercise, particularly in the heat, everything shrivels up and that part of my shorts would just look like an empty marbles bag.

I love running at night when it is raining, it feels awesome. You should get yourself back out jogging man oh you can't cos of your leg can you?
I seen that on the other thread, rather nasty. So intrigued to know what spider it was.

Johnny !! Yes they were by my side
I think there is such a thing as too tight shorts so you stick with your smallish shorts maybe you could take some marbles out with you on your jogs and stuff some in your shorts if it gets too hot

Hmm I bet its better to run in the evening anyway with it being cooler out.
My legs better now luckily and I have no idea what bit me but everyone seems to think it was a spider, just not sure what kind . We have had quite a few of those false widow spiders just hope it wasn't one of those creepy things .

[purplerose]

Originally Posted by Johnny88

Aye, I prefer to run in winter basically lol Nice to get out in the sun though and see people and run through the woods. I feel a little bit fitter already.
I did a bit stretching as well and even meditated on the field for a little bit. It made me think, I bet when I have a job I'll be wishing I had all this time to be able to do this so...yeah. I'll have to enjoy it while it lasts.

I'm going to research to find out which horrid creature inflicted this on you tonight lol

come on, what if I'm jogging along looking all sexy and fit and next minute marbles fall out the side of my pants? I can't take that sort of damage to my self-invented reputation.

I'd be scared to run though the woods alone incase there was some weirdo hiding or freddy Krueger for that matter.
That's brilliant you feel a bit fitter already!! Hopefully you will feel in peak fitness before long.

Does it not bother you that people might be watching you do your stretches or meditating ?
Ahhh yes I bet you will wish that, Ive never really thought like that, i have so much free time yet I'm wasting it and people who work would perhaps love jsut a couple of hours to themselves to exercise or enjoy a walk or something,I feel a bit bad now.

I did try to find out what could have bitten me but scary images of spiders came up and people with even worse bites and they freaked me out.

Well you will have to just pick up your marbles and get over it

[Professor Willow]

Originally Posted by Johnny88

come on, what if I'm jogging along looking all sexy and fit and next minute marbles fall out the side of my pants? I can't take that sort of damage to my self-invented reputation.

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase losing your marbles

[Professor Willow]

^ Have a nice nap

[newbs16]

^ Do the other neighbours just like looking at them?

[Professor Willow]

^ Make me some while you're at it

[purplerose]

Originally Posted by Johnny88

I freak out a little bit in the dark when I run through the woods a bit but I sort of think who the **** is going to be lurking in the woods when it is pitch black lol
Haha funny you should mention Freddy Krueger because I was thinking of corner of the eye illusions. Where you think you see something completely different to what it is lol
I walked past a tree and I for a split second was like what? A raccoon and I turned round and it was just a curved tree trunk lol

Not at the field no. I worry in case someone I know comes along but not many people pass through the fields I go to. I love to it. It is my quiet place where I feel a sense of freedom and escapism lol

You are scared of everythibg you :p lol Can't believe you are scared of dogs, that's unlawful
I'm far more scared of people than dogs.

Hows your day been anyway?

I know it's more than likely that no one would be lurking in the woods but there is normally one weirdo that might just be there.
a raccoon ! You must have some weird shaped trees where you are.

That's great you have some where that you feel free !

Oh god I know I am
I'm scared of Dogs, cats, pigeons, people, E.T, spiders, snakes, hmmm now have I forgot anything. I think everyone thinks I'm sooo weird because I am scared of dogs as everyone else adores them.
Anything your scared of other than people?

My days been ok thanks, I managed to go out alone today which is probably like the fifth or sixth time I have done so in maybe 5+years,so I feel like I'm making some progress as least
How's your day been ?

[purplerose]

^^^
I thought I was the only one to be scared of cats and dogs! I'm more scared of dogs than cats too although cats can be really sneaky !
I have seen little kids pull on dogs and cats tails and stand on their feet etc so I can understand why animals do snap,cthey don't know that children can just be clumsy.

I can see why you are scared of seagulls as I did read once about a man having his eye gouged out by a seagull which really shocked me.

[Professor Willow]

Having a shave, I think I may need a flymo to hack through this lot.

[Rocket Spud]

Getting some booze in.

[Mo34]

Pigging out.
In the absence of any alcohol being around (though my cousin & wife did leave a v. nice 1/2 bottle of 12 yr old Glenfiddich) for me to get somewhat slaughtered on food will have to do.

[Metal Goat]

It's 20 to 4 in the morning and I should go to sleep but when I lie in bed and I'm alone with my thoughts, the absolute shambles that is my life right now becomes very real and it's suffocating.

[Rocket Spud]

Going for a walk.

[Mo34]

Going to bed.
Dunno what's up with me, constantly overtired and hungry.

[purplerose]

Going to have a bath.

[Professor Willow]

Originally Posted by purplerose

Going to have a bath.

Hope you enjoy it

[purplerose]

Originally Posted by D1662

Hope you enjoy it

Thanks i do love a hot bubbly bath even if it is really warm out ha.

[Professor Willow]

Buying another van or maybe a car, a clapped out old pug van isn't really a good image

Must admit though the old heap has served me very well.

[Rocket Spud]

Getting some booze, putting it in the fridge, snoozing till eleven thirty ish and then - god willing everyone's ****ed off gone to bed/home - heading downstairs and doing what i should be doing now.

[Mikei]

Making a cup of tea.

[kirbycrackle]

Was thinking of trying to get out for a bit but don't think it's gonna happen. Feeling like hiding atm.

So probably gonna watch the western on telly and forget that there is still a functioning( sorta) world outside the window

[Oddity]

Binging.

(That word always looks so wrong. It's looks like ringing, or bringing. **** it, I'm just going crazy on Microsoft's crappy search engine!)

[newbs16]

Going home.

[Oddity]

Having a Monster Ripper.

'cuz that makes sense at midnight.


Edit: I've only just realised Monster Ripper sounds like an impressive fart.

[Oddity]

Also making a giant cookie.

[newbs16]

Originally Posted by Oddity

Having a Monster Ripper.

'cuz that makes sense at midnight.


Edit: I've only just realised Monster Ripper sounds like an impressive fart.

Haha

[Professor Willow]

Going out to buy some paint, ooh the excitement...

[AnnieLu]

Getting up... (I don't want to)