the 'get it off your chest' thread

[neski]

i hate wasting my days off doing sod all, really pisses me off, but here i am wasting my day off, i need a life lol!!

needed to get that off my chest, thank you

Well my dear neski...why dont you jump on a virgin train up to birmingham city and have a cup of coffee with me then jump back on the train home.....youll not only be wasting your time off but your money too!!

Only joking.....I know exactly how you feel!

I need to stop hi-jacking NES's threads with my inane attempts at humor.

also i need to get a life .

My english is atrocious really need to sort that out.

oh i could use some new batteries in my keyboard,bloody thing keeps dropping letters.

hmm....

need to wash my coffee mug out ,it has some kind of funky bacteria dwelling on it and it tastes foul.

ok that'll do for now.

Ahh that's better

My cold is still lingering.

I am hungry.

I spent too much money yesterday.

Boohoo!

[ShyDoll]

People making those 'not naming name' threads.. Gah.. I dunno why i bother =( i'm probably gonna get banned by talking like this too much.. But really why do i even bother trying to help people when this is what happens..I'm sure theyre talking about me in that thread.

[neski]

Originally Posted by Ringlepants

Well my dear neski...why dont you jump on a virgin train up to birmingham city and have a cup of coffee with me then jump back on the train home.....youll not only be wasting your time off but your money too!!

Only joking.....I know exactly how you feel!

*trots down to kings cross* get the kettle on then luv

^IT'S funny how we interperet things like that shydoll.Reading Moody Mares post in the main forum i was thinking i hope it wasn't something i said.This despite the fact that i hav'nt really spoken t her before.Im not sure what my point is

Im fed up of making pointless comments.

[ShyDoll]

I'm sure thats why she left =(. Wish she hadnt though.

Originally Posted by Fugmaster

Im fed up of making pointless comments.

I am a master at making pointless comments (and observations) I revel in it.

I am a master at making pointless comments (and observations) I revel in it.

not true btw but funny none-the-less

[neski]

Originally Posted by ShyDoll

People making those 'not naming name' threads.. Gah.. I dunno why i bother =( i'm probably gonna get banned by talking like this too much.. But really why do i even bother trying to help people when this is what happens..I'm sure theyre talking about me in that thread.

i think the tread has been removed!! unless i missed it??

[ShyDoll]

Haha yeah it was..Like a minute after i posted that.. Thank god. Now people - stop making those threads! Really what do you achieve by making them? A bunch of upset socially anxious people is what you get.

[Ross PK]

Yeah, it's been removed.

[neski]

and while im in moaning mode, why is my car tax, car ins, elec bill, gas bill, gym membership (hardly used) council tax all due right now! always happens when funds are low *looks at pile of bills sweps under carpet* bills what bills

responsibilty is not something i adhere to

[Concept]

Itchy hair. Piles of books that fall over. Wailing sirens. Hanging headphone cords. Gunk on mouses. Finger marks on LCD screens. Moisture on windows. Stains inside coffee cups. Scattering CD cases. Plug hole hair and the clock-shrouded splitters. Fans that blow air as fast as I can puff. Rattling radiators. Cats warbling the I-want-to-get-laid meow. Boombox cars and the boy racer brigade. The pockets and blotches of the street cornerers. Pushchair prams. Cars which stop to let you past, you stop to let them past, they stop to let you past, you stop to let them past, they stop to let you past, you stop to let them past. people which stop to let you past, you stop to let them past, they stop to let you past, you stop to let them past, they stop to let you past, you stop to let them past. Manky carpets slung over the back of chairs to give them more of a cushion which don't hang right and play up to nonsensical OCD sensibilities. Posterised cheesy one-liners slung in waiting rooms littered with too many plants. Mentioned 2000000000000000 times previously, but urine or faecal smelling phone booths does not a nostril twitcher make. Videos which don't rewind properly. Videos which feature sound as dull as my mind. Emo-ridden journaling. Pitchforkers on the hunt for the emoers. Snide, bullyish websites that think they're funny. Multi-quote 'my point is considerably larger than your point' forum debating where ego rules argument. Political disillusionment and apathy of which I'm partaking. Step-dads who loathe you for not being alpha-male. Keyboards which aren't quiet enough to type on in the middle of the night. Smilies which dance far too repetitively to the right of the white box. Ripples on my toes. Bumps on the bottom of my soles. Cars that block my view of the tree I like whenever I walk past the alley I can see it up. Computer cases which rattle randomly. The Blue Screen of Death. Commercial opportunism dressed up as journalism. Telextext pages which randomly jump and leave huge gaps in the pages blank. Parents who are so depressed with how their life has turned out that they can barely muster a joke or engage in a banter of any kind that isn't vitriolic. Wanting to eat and not wanting to eat. Washing out sticky glasses. Wires and entanglement. Piles of coins that spin on to the floor. DVD cases which attract black marks. Books with wet pages caused by wet hands. Farts which make a place of supreme aroma all the more a pleasurable place to be inside of. Drinks which spill all over the fine wooden floor. Browser memory leaks. Torrents which move a fifth of the speed of your connection. Gangsta rap with as much personality as a Tory party speaker trainer. Pitchforkering 'pretentiousness' hunters and how their view of the world is All That Should Be Is. Cameras that eat up batteries faster than a Dung Beatle rolling shit in a field of manure. Socks which deliver a new hole everyday. The predictability of futures when they're funnelled through self-fulfilling prophecies. 2.0 crickets. Fanboys of any kind. Overly obsessive anime fans who hate all art outside of Japan. Manchester United. Excessive political commentary which overuses the term 'Westminster Village'. People who say 'cheer up, it might never happen'. Ants and corners. Chins with half-formed bristles. Dust. Inability to concentrate. Hopelessness. Fear.

Are some of the things which randomly come to mind for getting on the wick.

aaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhh

and

aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh

and a good round the face for me

Do I feel better for that rant?? Probably not

[Ruby1]

Why do i always lose me boobs when i lose weight, they look so sad and deflated. Its either big wobbly botty and okaish boobs or eat healthy and have two walnuts in a pe bag!

hello...Do you mean youd come down to the meet ups down south with me duelcore? (soz if ive spelt that wrong I cant be botherd to go back and look!)

Originally Posted by Walnut

Why do i always lose me boobs when i lose weight, they look so sad and deflated. Its either big wobbly botty and okaish boobs or eat healthy and have two walnuts in a pe bag!

LOL the female bod is such a mystery isnt it walnut!

[Ruby1]

deffo a job for mulder and scully

LOL I wouldnt really know from experience but Sounds like could be a very valid assumption?

duelcore

I like big booty.

[Porrig]

My current peeves:
- Insensitive people
- People that give the illusion of being friends but dismiss you as soon as they find someone/thing more interesting.
- I wish the local cat rescue would get their arse in gear and sort out a home visit so I can pick my cat up, it's been 2 1/2 weeks and I'm in need of some furry hugs right now.

Will fuggy hugs do instead?

haha,im the master of cheesyness.

[misslaura]

to the lady in the PO today i was in the friggin queue you pushed in and I dont like strangers to refer to me as She thanks all the same!

[blysa]

Something has eaten my brussel sprout plantlings I am going to borrow my neighbours’ shotgun and ‘blow’ the culprits away - especially if the culprits were cabbage white caterpillars Die caterpillars

[Ross PK]

Originally Posted by Underground?

When you put an someone on your ignore list do they know that they are on Iggy?

I'm sure they don't.

But they'll soon know when none of their posts ever get answered to.

[Ross PK]

The ignore list is such a wonderful thing, just wish we had em in real life as well.

[rose]

Just general arseynessssssssssssssssss and people in general....why are we all such a miserable bunch of confusing weirdos? Why can't we all just be dogs....far far far less complicated and confusing creatures and way more fun(or cats if they are your preference) arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhh

Why can't we all live together and love one another? (Except for those I don't like and want to kill...or just maim badly...) GIVE PEACE A CHANCE! Hallelujah!! Amen. (Damn, I dropped my tambourine)

[rose]

(sorry for killing the thread, *cough* feel free to just step right over me and continue, I'm a bit batty this evening )