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Old 17th March 2010, 15:40
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Greetings humans.

I, am Jona.........The Omniscient. I have come far from across the omniverse. Some of you will know me from the sauk chat, which i have been frequenting in various forms for years. I am famous there for being very helpful, kind and considerate and getting along well with everyone.

You shall fetch me your universes ultimate cup of coffee. Black. You have 5 Earth minutes.

Make it perfect!
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Old 17th March 2010, 17:00
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Hello The Omniscient
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Old 17th March 2010, 17:04
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/me kneels before the one with the ultimate god complex
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Old 17th March 2010, 18:05
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Say Hi to Ziltoid for me!
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Old 17th March 2010, 18:07
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Welcome to the other side
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Old 17th March 2010, 18:16
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Hello Jona

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Old 17th March 2010, 19:23
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Hey Jona

Welcome to SAUK

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Old 17th March 2010, 19:37
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Greetings humans.

I, am Jona.........The Omniscient.
How many fingers am I holding up?
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Old 17th March 2010, 20:09
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Hello Jona, welcome to the forum
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Old 17th March 2010, 20:13
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hi there

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Old 17th March 2010, 20:53
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Greetings humans.

I, am Jona.........The Omniscient. I have come far from across the omniverse. Some of you will know me from the sauk chat, which i have been frequenting in various forms for years. I am famous there for being very helpful, kind and considerate and getting along well with everyone.

You shall fetch me your universes ultimate cup of coffee. Black. You have 5 Earth minutes.

Make it perfect!


all hail Jona!

I'll get that kettle on, is tescos own brand ok?
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Old 18th March 2010, 10:02
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The board has no idea what just hit it. Hi jona, looking forward to reading your posts.
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Old 18th March 2010, 11:04
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all hail Jona!

I'll get that kettle on, is tescos own brand ok?

FETID! How dare you present this to me. Foul! You hide your finest bean!

Thanks guys, but you have not convinced mighty Jona. I am so omniscient, if there were to be two omnisciences, I would be both. Prepare yourselves for the subjugation!
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Old 18th March 2010, 11:10
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Old 18th March 2010, 21:56
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