#93
|
|||
|
|||
Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
I'll have the pan-fried fillet of gurnard, mollusc ragoƻt, lobster gyoza with an aromatic au jus... and fries with melted cheese on the side, please.
|
#94
|
|||
|
|||
Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
(3) Re-inact Tony Montana's bad guy speech.
|
#95
|
|||
|
|||
Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
When asked to say grace say;
"Rubadub dub thanks for the grub Cost half my wage but it looks like mud The drink's like piss, the meat's still red And there's no escape till these stuck-up's are fed" And smile |
#97
|
|||
|
|||
Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
8. "What will I have...... are you paying?"
|
#98
|
|||
|
|||
Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
9. Start blowing your nose with the table cloth.
|
#100
|
|||
|
|||
Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
10 Things you shouldn't say to a Policeman
1. "I've been waiting for the stripper to arrive" |
#102
|
|||
|
|||
Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
3. Ask him if he was the ugly kid you used to bully at school.
|
#104
|
|||
|
|||
Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
5. "Drink driving officer? No, I couldn't afford alcohol after I bought all that heroin"
|
#105
|
|||
|
|||
Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
6) Sorry I was late, but it took a while for my Sister to clean me up after my last lot of diarrhoea.
|
#107
|
|||
|
|||
Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
8. Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me ?
|
#108
|
|||
|
|||
Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
.
|
#109
|
|||
|
|||
Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
10. Will you strip search me if I say I have a bomb in my underwear?
|
#112
|
|||
|
|||
Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
Take a copy of 50 Shades of Grey into the toilets.
|
#113
|
|||
|
|||
Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
5: Ask for a copy of Fly Fishing by JR Hartley.
|
#116
|
|||
|
|||
10. Urinate on the cookery section?
|
#117
|
|||
|
|||
Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
10 things you shouldn't say/do at the Paralympics
1) Do a Stephen Hawking impression to create the impression the voice is coming from the nearest wheelchair user. |