Limericks game

[Mr Spud]

I'm far too sweaty and hot
And at work I am losing the plot
I swore at the boss

[Winnie57]

I'm far too sweaty and hot
And at work I am losing the plot
I swore at the boss
And walked out, all because

[mossieman]

I'm far too sweaty and hot
And at work I am losing the plot
I swore at the boss
And walked out, all because
he stoped me from smoking my pot

[Appear]

I'm awake late again on a Sunday night,
Feeling listless and bored and just generally not right,

[endgame]

I'm awake late again on a Sunday night,
Feeling listless and bored and just generally not right,
Listening to music off the net,

[Winnie57]

I'm awake late again on a Sunday night,
Feeling listless and bored and just generally not right,
Listening to music off the net,
While stroking my pet

[Mr Spud]

I'm awake late again on a Sunday night,
Feeling listless and bored and just generally not right,
Listening to music off the net,
While stroking my pet
Why is my life so shite?

[jenny4]

There once was a cat named Jack

[Winnie57]

There once was a cat named Jack
Who, just like the night, was all black

[Mr Spud]

There once was a cat named Jack
Who, just like the night, was all black
All day he would sleep

[Consolida]

There once was a cat named Jack
Who, just like the night, was all black
All day he would sleep
But through the night he would tweet

[Consolida]

There once was a vicar from Crewe

[Gog]

There once was a vicar from Crewe
who liked to eat roast gerbil stew

[Kevin Hodge]

There once was a vicar from Crewe
who liked to eat roast gerbil stew
but one day a rat

[Consolida]

Fell off the alter with a SPLAT!

[Kevin Hodge]

There once was a vicar from Crewe
who liked to eat roast gerbil stew
but one day a rat
Fell off the alter with a SPLAT!
so that went in his casserole, too

[Winnie57]

A man with a great hairy belly

[Gog]

A man with a great hairy belly
was laying in front of the telly

[Winnie57]

A man with a great hairy belly
was laying in front of the telly
Watching Jeremy Kyle

[luckie]

Well, he had no style

[FuturePerfect]

A man with a great hairy belly
was laying in front of the telly
Watching Jeremy Kyle
Well, he had no style
So switched over to watch Lorraine Kelly

[Winnie57]

A lovestruck young man from Bombay

[greenman]

A lovestruck young man from Bombay
Bought a ginormous box of Milk Tray

[Winnie57]

A lovestruck young man from Bombay
Bought a ginormous box of Milk Tray
To present to the lady

[greenman]

A lovestruck young man from Bombay
Bought a ginormous box of Milk Tray
To present to the lady. But being rather shady
He ate most of them on the way
All she got Was a Tray with no chocolates!





The other day as i was waiting for the train

[Winnie57]

The other day as i was waiting for the train
I was knocked down by a passing great dane

[chicopada]

The other day as i was waiting for the train
I was knocked down by a passing great dane
with my composure recovered

[greenman]

The other day as i was waiting for the train
I was knocked down by a passing great dane
with my composure recovered,
I sat and drank some lucozade
Hoping that as people hovered
I would get some help or First Aid

[Winnie57]

The trouble with cold turtle soup

[Drew Peacock]

The trouble with cold turtle soup
Is that it makes my belly droop