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You spend a long time going back and forth looking, in the same places several times, for glasses you didn't even need until you went to the optician. You eventually find them on a shelf in the kitchen and the fact that you live alone doesn't stop you from blaming everyone else for the inconvenience.
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#124
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When your knees start to creek
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When you realise that you are in a care home
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#128
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You don't just trip and fall over........you 'have a fall'.
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When you didn't even realise the Brit Awards were on.
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#131
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When you sit on the floor with your grandson and need help to get back up.
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#132
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When you worry about becoming slightly too heavy to ride your horse, just because you ate one extra slice of chocolate birthday cake! How silly I am!
Or, when you start forgeting what it was like to be a pretty schoolgirl who did not want attention from any boys! I was trying to remember this yesterday but still cannot remember much meaning that my grey cells are starting to fail me! Sal |
#135
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You get your hair shaved really short and are rather chuffed that there's still no sign of receding.
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#136
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You feel old when your lovely once gorgeous long hair, starts to look a little silvery and dry, and your once slender jockey hips start to fill out a bit! Oh no middle age is here!
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#138
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you have to take painkillers before peeling spuds.
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When by 4 pm you are ready for your afternoon nap. When in the evening your idea of a nightcap, is a cup of hot chocolate.
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#140
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A cup of tea is no longer just a cup of tea, it's now a LOVELY cup of tea
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#142
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When the music you grew up listening to is considered retro. There are 90's themed bars and clubs now. When there are 00's themed bars and clubs I'll know it's time to get a zimmer frame and start moaning about the youth of today. To think that I sometimes used to go to an 80's club and drunkenly dance around to "Living on a prayer" and "The Final Countdown" in an ironic way. One day other people will be doing the same with the music you know. "Remember the 00's when people had strange hair and dressed in a funny way?" Children will learn about those moth eaten times in history classes and yawn.
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I always used to wonder, when I am old and in a home with a nurse scooping out my diaper for me, will we all be gathered around the ancient record player playing things called records. Reminiscing with techno, acid and drum and bass while the kids wince at how old fashioned it is. It is my "underneath the arches", Vera Lynn or Glenn Miller.
Smack my bitch up we shall all be chanting wearing aciiiiid t-shirts and trying to light a glowstick without snapping a finger. |
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Love the thought Flumpsy, maybe we could do a rendition of "twisted fire starter" as we sup our alcohol free alchopops
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Someone is too young to remember Tony Blair (she wasn't born until 1995). I'm so flipping old, I remember flipping Maggie and John Major.
(She didn't really miss a lot....) |
#148
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You remember taking empty pop bottles back to the Off Licence because they gave you a deposit back off them.
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#149
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^ Yes.
I lived in a tiny village so no off licence, we took ours to the back of the pub. It's also where we bought sweets/crisps once a week cause there was no shops. Used to love (shyly) peering through the back door behind the bar to try and see what went on in a pub! It wasn't a family pub, it seemed to be full of working men, dark and smoky and mysterious. Actually that does make me feel old.... The days as well when pretty much everyone had a milkman. I still say milk from a glass milk bottle tastes better! |
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^ I agree about milk in glass bottles. Just like fish and chips were better wrapped in newspaper Only problem with the glass bottles was the foil tops which the birds used to peck a hole in to get the cream
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