Type what you're thinking about right now (11)

[Olly.]

That we need a 'Type what you're not thinking about right now' thread

I'm not thinking about my haircut this afternoon, usually at this point I'll be catastrophising and shitting myself about the upcoming social pressure of the haircut and what the hell am I going to say and it's like my brain is telling me 'You should be getting anxious right now!!', but I'm not, just trying to stay present and not worry about something that hasn't happened yet and remembering how the previous haircuts went fine, I like the lady who cuts my hair, she's very friendly and chatty, but not in a way that makes me feel like I have to be constantly talking. And she will probably remember me again cause I always put off haircuts waaaaay too long and by the time I book them my hair is at ridiculous lengths, judging by her reaction last time, I think I'm now known as the guy with the stupidly long and messy hair who comes in once a year, the mountain of hair afterwards last time was something to behold

[Silent Ninja]

France always looks like a really nice place to cycle (Tour de France has started).

[Olly.]

^ It certainly does, although I wouldn't fancy the Alps stages cycling up all those mountains, I sometimes struggle to cycle up a slight hill haha

[Silent Ninja]

^ Yeah although the views from the tops of the mountains they cycle over look fantastic I'm not sure that going uphill is for me as I do a lot of my cycling in the fens so hardly ever go up (sometimes my Garmin says I'm below sea-level).

[Cairn]

I couldn't go out and do all that no matter how much I drank.

Alcohol just does not make me talkative as I'm still aware of my issues.

How much did you have last night?

[Rocket Spud]

Crappy weather, i wanna go for a walk but there's risk of thunder :/

Might take my chances.

[Cairn]

Originally Posted by Johnny88

Can't remember mate. Had a fair amount though. I still feel anxious and eye contact is still awkward but I sort of maneuvre around it when drunk and forget about it in intervals.

Now you know why I like to drink mate. Life seems beautiful when I drink. I love random encounters with people. I just hate it when people want to maintain friendship. It scares me.

Can't believe I text that woman from my Mam's phone last night. What a tit.

Originally Posted by Johnny88

Feels like SAUK is getting less active users lately

I wish I could spend my life on speed and E but it can't be done. Gotta pay horribly with a down for the up and the ability to talk to anyone. lol

Not sure if even that would work now anyway. lol

SAUK is too quiet mate.

It used to be a lot busier than this.

Feels like about 10 people post and that's it. lol

[Cairn]

Originally Posted by Rocket Spud

Crappy weather, i wanna go for a walk but there's risk of thunder :/

Might take my chances.

I might **** off up a mountain next week and try and get fried. Feck it. lol

[Rocket Spud]

Hahahha, nah, i've seen that a few strikes have hit around the region, but nothing too nearby. It's just, the place i go has a large open area that is (relatively) high up - you get stuck up there and it could get a bit hairy!

[Oddity]

I would post more but my brain seems to be pretty dead at the moment, just can't think of much to say.

[Rocket Spud]

^ I get like that fairly often, just very uninspired, not necessarily when i haven't got anything to say either.

[Cairn]

I went for a walk across the local exposed hilly bit in an amazing storm about three years ago.

Bloody loved it.

You never know Spud it my rewire the circuits in your brain and you could come back from a strike a changed man.

[Cairn]

Originally Posted by Oddity

I would post more but my brain seems to be pretty dead at the moment, just can't think of much to say.

I can never be arsed to post tbh, it just happens, and it's mostly shit.

[Rocket Spud]

Ha, i already thought that!

I'll probably come back rewired to talk with a Jamican accent

[Cairn]

I just wouldn't come back, would I. lol

I've just heard that Caroline Aherne has died of lung cancer at 52.

R.I.P, me wench.

[Azalea]

Originally Posted by Cairn

I just wouldn't come back, would I. lol

I've just heard that Caroline Aherne has died of lung cancer at 52.

R.I.P, me wench.

Yea I just heard too

Always makes you think when someone younger than you dies

[Cairn]

[Indigo_]

How awful

[Cairn]

I'll never be happy with my camping gear.

I want the perfect balance between lightweight, packability and durability, and equipment for every condition.

[Cairn]

Also I keep thinking about dirty, nasty, American BBQ because I've got Man vs Food on.

[kirbycrackle]

^ that show makes me feel sick! How is he not dead? Lol

Thinking I need to stop finding excuses for doing things.

[Cairn]

Originally Posted by multiple miggs

^ that show makes me feel sick! How is he not dead? Lol

Thinking I need to stop finding excuses for doing things.

He ain't got long left.

You excuses for NOT doing things?

I'm thinking about buying a blow up Kayak.

Could start of slowly taking it to Llyn Cau in Snowdonia.

[Mo34]

How bloomn difficult dead sea mud mask is to get off. I did put it on with a trowel somewhat but blimey. My skin is as soft as a baby's bottom however.

[Cairn]

Now all you have to do is post a pic of yourself.

[Rocket Spud]

^^ Until tomorrow morning?

[Mo34]

^^ Not likely. My hair damp and scrapped back and I've just slapped a layer of moisturiser on.
Good way to scare of the last remaining posters of sauk.

[Cairn]

Do it

[Mo34]

Originally Posted by Rocket Spud

^^ Until tomorrow morning?

Lol probably. I've not used this before it's very tingly and is supposed to reduce pores. My skin does feel very fresh, will have to see. Probably wake up to red and blotchy reaction/nightmare knowing my luck

[Mo34]

Originally Posted by Cairn

Do it

You'll have a long wait i'm afraid. I'm not particularly photogenic.

[Cairn]

Yes