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[Apathy]

[QUOTE=Gog;1848126]I have a great fondness for buttocks which I regard as hallow(ed) as my ancestors sat on theirs for several days as they rode a broomstick all the way from Bolton


You forgot the word genuine.


Clandestine
Ailurophile
Text

My best friend runs this clandestine operation under the pretext he is helping man kind and he is also Ailurophile.

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Register
Boil

[Gog]

Originally Posted by Apathy

You forgot the word genuine.

There you go, mention buttocks and I get all frisky.

I have a great fondness for genuine human buttocks which I regard as hallow(ed) as my ancestors sat on theirs for several days as they rode a broomstick all the way from Bolton




Counter
Register
Boil

Under the safety of the counter I register every pert pair of buttocks I see then go home and boil my underpants to rid myself of the shame!


toss
whisky
ferrets

[Apathy]

I was watching the Highland games and was pleased to witness big Jim McGregor Toss his way into the record books by winning the Caber toss, I celebrated this moment with a dram of whisky and felt invigorated enough to give the ferret a good run.

Calcium
Acid
Tongs

[Gog]

Due to a lack of calcium I was so weak I fell into a bath of acid and after six weeks they had to pick my remains out with some solid silver tongs.


leather
willow
Lord's

[Apathy]

As I was reciting the Lord's prayer I noticed my leather shoes were scuffed so I decided to flagellate myself with a willow branch.

Yew
Whip
Scold

[Winnie57]

I went outside to scold a young rascal who was trespassing in my garden and was fashioning a whip from a branch of my yew tree.

dogmatism; roam; regardless



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[Apathy]

I accused my local Priest of dogmatism and he told me that regardless of my opinion he will roam the meadows of his parish.

Jupiter, Viper, Sedition

[Winnie57]

I was inspired by reading about Jupiter, the god of thunder, to perform an act of sedition but unfortunately I was bitten by a viper on the morning of the event, so was unable to carry it out.

curtsey; answerable; splashdown


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[Amplexor]

Twas the night before last when the dazzle of a star influenced my decision to revoke his driving license.



Idiosyncrasy
Mollusc
Smudge

[Apathy]

With a new moon tonight the threat from a specific Werewolf was not to be overlooked, adding to my concerns my thrifty mind was wondering if this will be a yearly event.

Chubby
Gnome
Spanner

[Amplexor]

In my garden was a chubby looking gnome, and I decided to call him Spanner.

Dictionary
Carburettor
Panoxyl

[Warbler]

I would have to look in a dictionary to see how to spell carburettor and find the definition of Panoxyl but then I dont have either a car or acne.

Xanadu
miles
piles

[Amplexor]

I drove for miles whilst having piles, it was uncomfortable but worth it as my architect had created a Xanadu.

Microchip
Goldfish
Shoelace

[Winnie57]

When my shoelace came undone, I couldn't tie it up as I was carrying the goldfish I had won at the a fair, but it did cross my mind that the fish should have had a microchip implanted in case I lost it.


amplifier; Islamic; gnat


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[Apathy]

One summer afternoon the gnats were particularly bothersome so I used my Islamic amplifier to deafen the little shits.

Rouge, Camphor, Pathology

[Consolida]

I went into the Cafe Rouge on my local high street for what I thought would be a relaxing and enjoyable meal but the Chef had an accident with a hot chilli and, despite having dabbed copious amounts of camphor oil onto the irritation, asked me to drive him urgently to the Pathology Department of the local hospital.


Mission, Cucumber, Flummoxed

[Gog]

On Nasa's 1st manned mission to Mars they forgot to take the special cucumber which left the Swedish astronaut totally flummoxed.


Titchmarsh
Ukraine
annihilation

[Winnie57]

I decided to snorkel in the luxurious setting of the South Pacific to try to cure my paranoia.

jog; crafty; sacrilegious


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[Apathy]

I have never been a crafty person, but I do enjoy a good jog whilst making sacrilegious hand gestures outside my local Evangelical church.

Perpetuity, Arousal, Ginger

[OliverCromwell]

I was forbidden to go to the sheep farm in perpetuity since my arousal became uncontrollable after sitting on a large stick of ginger.


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hedgehog
marraige

[Z.]

Me and the hedgehog's relationship was further complicated when the local yak asked for my hand in marriage.

testicles
santa
bedroom

[northstar]

Originally Posted by JzMunch

Me and the hedgehog's relationship was further complicated when the local yak asked for my hand in marriage.

testicles
santa
bedroom

I was in my bedroom checking my testicles for lumps when Santa came down the chimney!

Doritos
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Zombie

[Z.]

Originally Posted by robx

I was in my bedroom checking my testicles for lumps when Santa came down the chimney!

Doritos
Cardboard
Zombie

Ha that's a good one.

I was about to buy the new cardboard flavoured doritos until a zombie bit me from behind.

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Anus
House

[northstar]

Originally Posted by JzMunch

Ha that's a good one.

I was about to buy the new cardboard flavoured doritos until a zombie bit me from behind.

Witch
Anus
House

Oh god erm


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Topman
Conkers
Moisturiser

[Apathy]

After I had used my moisturiser I decided to go to Topman in the High street where by chance I saw some conkers in the gutter.

Smoky, Strip, Cucumber

[Z.]

Upon entering the smoky room, I saw with horror that the man who was dressed as a cucumber pulled out a gun and forced me to strip.

Garbage
Midget
Chainsaw

[northstar]

Originally Posted by JzMunch

Upon entering the smoky room, I saw with horror that the man who was dressed as a cucumber pulled out a gun and forced me to strip.

Garbage
Midget
Chainsaw

"The Texas Chainsaw Midget IV" was a load of garbage.

Tory
Sexy
Cabbage

[Z.]

When I told Phil, a devout Tory, that he looked sexy, he ran away, so I just started eating my cabbage instead.

telescope
breasts
lunatic

[northstar]

Originally Posted by JzMunch

When I told Phil, a devout Tory, that he looked sexy, he ran away, so I just started eating my cabbage instead.

telescope
breasts
lunatic

I got a telescope just to look at her breasts, but then I am a lunatic.

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Volcano
Davina

[Z.]

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