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Professor Willow · #**9301** 16th August 2016, 14:40

^ If you believe her paperwork a border collie, though I think she's more like a welsh collie.
She can be very clever but also incredibly stupid at times

Professor Willow · #**9302** 16th August 2016, 14:50

^ You forgot has an appetite for postmen

Have you been for a run with your marbles today?

Professor Willow · #**9303** 16th August 2016, 16:29

Something strange is going on.
My mum, bless her, has just randomly started a conversation about how gay people should be free to be themselves and 'you are what you are ' and also she doesn't have a problem with cross dressing (current storyline in eastenders).
Has she rumbled me? Or has someone said something? Am I over examining this?

Professor Willow · #**9304** 16th August 2016, 16:59

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

That much be a relief for you surely?

Do you act effeminate?

Who dear? Me dear? Effeminate dear? Oh no dear

I'm not remotely effeminate, perhaps a tiny bit eccentric.

I also forgot to say that I am not and never will be a cross dresser.

Professor Willow · #**9305** 16th August 2016, 17:18

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

Are you still attracted to women?

A tiny bit, I'd say 90% men 10% women.
I can appreciate an attractive woman if that makes sense but I'd be in no hurry rip her clothes off

Professor Willow · #**9306** 16th August 2016, 17:41

^ Oh no not feet

^^ I definitely need help! Not sure I could be any help though, unless you need to repel women

Professor Willow · #**9307** 16th August 2016, 19:32

How nice it would be to be on a beach right now.
Evenings like this remind me of the good old days when I did go places.

blancmange · #**9308** 16th August 2016, 19:33

^ Same here

The last few days I have been wishing I could do these normal things, like travelling and exploring the world. Ugh.

Professor Willow · #**9309** 16th August 2016, 19:38

^ The more the merrier

Do you think purplerose would come along for you?

blancmange · #**9310** 16th August 2016, 19:40

An sauk bus trip?

Professor Willow · #**9311** 16th August 2016, 19:40

I need to change my user name it's shit, it was all I could think of at the time

Professor Willow · #**9312** 16th August 2016, 19:57

^ Maybe there should be a quick UK warm up tour, there must be somewhere worth seeing here

Professor Willow · #**9313** 16th August 2016, 19:58

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

Well she seemed as excited as us about the idea so I'm gathering so.

I'd love to win the lottery at the weekend amd be like D1662 am coming to pick you up quite your job

Quit my job? I'm self employed I come and go as I please

blancmange · #**9314** 16th August 2016, 19:59

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

Yep, that's the plan.A spontaneous journey around Europe in a bus. Are you in?

If I could get out of my house on a daily basis, I'd be packing my bags right now!

Professor Willow · #**9315** 16th August 2016, 20:01

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

It is slightly bland

I could tell you where it came from but that would be even harder to admit to than being gay

Perhaps I should just use my name, I doubt anyone I know visits this site.

Professor Willow · #**9316** 16th August 2016, 20:06

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

Awesome. Do you buy and sell cars as well?

Do I come across a bit like a dodgy car sales man?
I have as little as possible to do with cars, if its smaller than a transit don't touch it.
My main work at the moment is actually on tractors, trucks don't get as much attention now unfortunately.

blancmange · #**9317** 16th August 2016, 20:08

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

Well you have at least a year to prepare

Ha cool, goal set

Professor Willow · #**9318** 16th August 2016, 20:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny88

Haha I hate it when people do that

intrigue without an answer lol
Is it the year you were born?

Is it the year I was born? Piss off, I might feel ancient but on paper I'm only thirty

Professor Willow · #**9319** 16th August 2016, 20:17

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

You are the first tractor mechanic I ever spoke to I think. How on earth did you get into that?
No just when you mentioned selling a car the other day.

I was brought up on a farm, if machines breakdown you can't always wait for an 'expert' so you learn to do it yourself basically.
It was only really a hobby to start with, then I got a job as a HGV mechanic and the rest is history.
Don't know where you got the bit about selling a car from

Professor Willow · #**9320** 16th August 2016, 20:34

Has Johnny googled D1662 yet?

Confession time

D1662 is the running number of an old railway locomotive I saw once, it had the name Isambard Kingdom Brunel on the side and it's always stuck in my head since.

So that's my SAUK dignity in ruins

Professor Willow · #**9321** 16th August 2016, 21:21

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

How did you find farm life? Did it suit you ?
I feel useless when it comes to doing manual handy jobs. Would love to have grown up with someone to show me how to do all them things.

I thought mentioned filling the tank up to get more for the car?

I doubled the value of my shitty old van by filling it up with fuel

Farming isn't for me, I like the machinery but can't get on with livestock, I suppose it's quite nice to see new calves being born and stuff like that but give me a machine to drive and I'm happy.
I own a few old tractors myself just as toys really, they don't see much work but it is nice to have them.
I'm really not ticking any stereotypical poof boxes here am I?

Professor Willow · #**9322** 16th August 2016, 21:29

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

Blimey, you are quite the eccentric :p lol

If appreciating the engineering of the past makes me eccentric then yes I am

I'm not a train spotter, I just like the engineering behind it, there's something rather nice about a V12, 65 litre, 1350 hp diesel that floats my boat

Some peeps like cars or motorbikes I like anything that runs on diesel and smokes.

My chances of ever getting a bloke are diminishing with every word I type here

purplerose · #**9323** 16th August 2016, 21:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by D1662

The last time I went to the cinema I was still at school

They built a new one in Yeovil about ten years ago and I've never set foot in it,
Suicide squad looks like it could be worth a watch but I doubt I'll go

I think the last time I went to the cinema was 14 months ago but who's counting

I thought suicide squad looked worth a watch too!

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

What did you go to watch? Aye it is canny expensive like. I haven't been in years. The last time I went I was on me billy

Aye some funny bits in it. What you mean you aren't quite as old? You are only a year below me :p what month were you born?

I didn't actually go to the cinema I was just looking online at what's on, when and where and how much it was. There is a couple of films that had caught my eye and I was tempted to take my sister to go and see something one day soon.

My brother was just saying to me how when he went to the cinema the other day, how there was a man who had gone on his own whiCh I thought that was sweet ! Just how he didn't let the fact he probably had nobody to go with stop him from seeing a film

I know but im still younger

I was born in June, when were you born ?

Professor Willow · #**9324** 16th August 2016, 21:46

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

Nope, you are rather unusual which is nice.
I've always liked the idea of having a smallhold but not sure I could stand being fixed to one role for the rest of my life. Farming is a lifestyle in a way. Something I'd love to work on just as an assistant or some sort.
Are the tractors up and running or just sitting as models in a garage? Lol
so you are fascinated by all things mechanical?

Farming is definitely a lifestyle, not one that I envy, I can see the allure of having a small holding but unless you have a good bank balance to start with it's a difficult way to survive.
All my tractors run, six of them are fully working the other two are waiting for me to get my arse in gear and do something with them.
I guess I am fascinated by most things mechanical, I'm lucky really that stuff just seems to explain itself to me, if you get what I mean.
But in other ways I'm hopeless, social interaction being just one.

Between The Bars · #**9325** 16th August 2016, 21:54

A never delete ma posts, they might make sense, in a million years.

Professor Willow · #**9326** 16th August 2016, 22:02

@ Purplerose, who's that in your avatar?

Fantastical · #**9327** 16th August 2016, 22:55

My arms ached brushing my teeth... Tomorrow could be interesting!

purplerose · #**9328** 16th August 2016, 23:19

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Originally Posted by Johnny88

Wonder where Purplerose is, she better not be enjoying herself while we're stuck on here

nope I certainly wasn't off out or anything enjoying myself.

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Originally Posted by D1662

@ Purplerose, who's that in your avatar?

I don't know

it's off google I like all the silhouette avatars they are kind of mysterious haha. I wish I could do my own pic like that on the beach with the sunsetting Not that you would know it's me

but it would be pretty cool !

Professor Willow · #**9329** 16th August 2016, 23:22

^ Oh I just assumed it was you actually

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purplerose · #**9330** 16th August 2016, 23:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by D1662

^ Oh I just assumed it was you actually

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As soon as I saw it I thought it was cool and had to be my new avatar.
I best get my dress on and find a beach so I can take my own pic

I'm sure it won't be as cool as that pic though.