What would make you feel better right now..?

[Clementine]

A big paddling pool to lay in.

[Mr. Nobody]

if my workmate got lost / pissed off somewhere else,
he's such a lazy sod, I end up doing everything, while he stands about doing almost nothing,
I think he imagines himself to be quite clever or devious or something as he seems to deliberately avoid doing stuff,
whilst I end up having to do most of the workload,
it's really annoying me,...
just wish he'd bugger off somewhere else, as I probably could just about cope on my own,
but at least he wouldn't be hanging about annoying me all the time,
what a relief it would be if he wasn't here

[Jam]

Being employed.

[flumpsy]

A bit more control over my life, I feel like a passenger at the moment, everything is happening around me beyond my control I havent really got a clue what is going on to be honest and I really dont handle that very well.

[Mikei]

A packet of ginger biscuits.

[kirbycrackle]

Originally Posted by Rebka

A slush puppy! I haven't had a slush puppy in aaaages!

Nor me, I love a slush puppy! Somebody said a shop nearby does them but I'm not sure if they were just playing with my emotions lol I'll have to go there soon and see

[Mikei]

I want to camp, in a tent, and drink tea and not have to think about having to be anywhere.

[kirbycrackle]

Originally Posted by Rebka

I was in the co-op the other day and there was the slush puppy machine RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME! I actually think it was real! Like, really real!

It's a beautiful a sight...though you have to make sure it's not a nostalgia induced mirage! It happens.

[Mo34]

I haven't seen a slush puppy for years and years

[kirbycrackle]

Originally Posted by Mo34

I haven't seen a slush puppy for years and years

For you mo!

[Mo34]

Oooo Ta!

[Omar Little]

Nothing sadder in the world than when you've sucked all the blue out your slush puppy. It's just ice now

[Silent Ninja]

Falling through a hole and ending up in a magical land with dragons and all that stuff.

[Oddity]

Do you sing the imagination song when you jump in?

[Silent Ninja]

^ I can't sing it that well though.

[Silent Ninja]

Originally Posted by Rebka

^ I think there's a hole like that in my garden

How do I find it?

[Oddity]

Have to be careful with the gardening then

[Clementine]

^ Is that last bit euphemistic?

[Clementine]

PB&J. Don't think I have jam though. I have marmalade, not sure that'd work.

[Merritt]

^ Why can't you buy those individually? They're so nice, but I'd have to buy an entire loaf of bread, and whole jars of peanut butter and jam, and there'd only be my gob for it to all go into

[Clementine]

^ That's a good point actually. Store bought sarnies are always savoury.
I think there's a gap in the market.

Edit: subreddit idea... randomactsofpbj

[Merritt]

^ I bet that subreddit would be riddled with all sorts of cheese and ham based catfishery.

[Cepaea24]

^
https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfSandwich/

It's a bloody thing! But no one is offering any sandwich

[Clementine]

Originally Posted by MissKitty

For once...non

I think you need a cold shower with a sexy fella:

I think you're right

[newbs16]

Feeling less knackered and being less greedy.

[Mo34]

Being 10 years younger, or 20.

[βetty]

^^ Ha, I was going to say going back in time about 10 years.

[Professor Willow]

Originally Posted by BigHeavy10

Having my own place.

Same here!

And also a cuddle with my bf, who's currently getting wet at Glastonbury

[Silent Ninja]

Being able to fly away.

[kirbycrackle]

An end of days style of thunder storm please