Things to do on your own (other than masterbation)

[Between The Bars]

Please give your input.

[Sunshine Recorder]

Vidya games

[Between The Bars]

Originally Posted by Meeple

Vidya games

Am up for that.

Where does it plug into? Is it HDMI to HDMI? Am clueless aboot games consoles.

[anxiouslondoner]

watching tv or films.
reading.
sleeping.
reading shite on the internet.
trying to balance things on top of other things.
staring at the walls.
staring at the ceiling.
punching and kicking the furniture.
crying.
waiting for death.

[Between The Bars]

Originally Posted by Victoria Lucas

Crosswords.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Ma Dad does 1 crossword per day, and he's so fukin lazy aboot it. it's like he's thinking "ahl jist take ma ****in time."

[Between The Bars]

Originally Posted by anxiouslondoner

watching tv or films.
reading.
sleeping.
reading shite on the internet.
trying to balance things on top of other things.
staring at the walls.
staring at the ceiling.
punching and kicking the furniture.
crying.
waiting for death.

Great choices.

Oot them all, "trying to balance things on top of other things" soonds the best tae me.

[Ronnie_Pickering]

Masturbat... Oh
Listen radio, listen music.
Dance alone
Concoct plans to conquer the world
Wait, maybe anxiouslondon's version is better.

[Oddity]

Wan...oh, errr


Errr....

[David K]

Time how long you can go without masturbating. Keep track of your score, and try to beat yourself by not beating yourself.

[anxiouslondoner]

^ I could use one of those egg timers...

[Between The Bars]

Am jist reading any post on here fae noo on. :D

[David K]

^^ Yeah that'd work! Or maybe a chess clock? But then you'd need someone to compete against.

[Z.]

Watch a film, whilst masturbating.

Cook a meal, whilst masturbating.

Doing crosswords, whilst masturbating.

And my favourite: Reading an intellectually challenging and stimulating book, whilst masturbating.

[Metal Goat]

Write a short story/ poem

Learn to solve a Rubik's cube

Learn an instrument

Study a language

Write reviews

Read (once you rate enough books on goodreads it's pretty good for recommendations)

Watch a movie/TV show

Sudoku/Crosswords/Wordsearches/Anagrams/Jigsaw puzzles

Draw or paint

[misska]

Go around charity shops
Go for a walk to the supermarket
Go swimming
Wathch hours of reality tv programme s
Look up jobs Im never going to get
Look up expensive houses In my area I wish I could have

[Appear]

Find an extraordinarily tenuous link between something you believe in and something that's happened to you and then write about in a local magazine, much like this vicar did in the fella's parish magazine that I've been waiting for a reason to post:



Long story short: Jesus would replace a dishwasher, not attempt to repair it (and I'm not even kidding).

[David K]

Originally Posted by Appear

Long story short: Jesus would replace a dishwasher, not attempt to repair it (and I'm not even kidding).

Good job he didn't have that attitude with Lazarus.

[Dougella]

^^ Jesus would ask Joseph for help, as Joseph was a carpenter and would likely be able to turn his hand to fixing a dishwasher too. Even though they are both aware that Joseph is not Jesus' real father.

[David K]

^ I bet Joseph never threw owt away. Jesus would never hear the end of it if he replaced a salvageable dishwasher.

[Omar Little]

Originally Posted by Dougella

^^ Jesus would ask Joseph for help, as Joseph was a carpenter and would likely be able to turn his hand to fixing a dishwasher too. Even though they are both aware that Joseph is not Jesus' real father.

Say, Whaaaaaaaaaat?!!! Two words: SPOILER ALERT!

[David K]

^ Come on, if you haven't read it by now you were never gonna read it. It's almost as well known as Luke Skywalker's parentage.

[Dougella]

^^ Sorry Omar, I forget that not everyone was told that information at school