Small things that annoy you (3)

[Dougella]

^ That would be an interesting idea for a mental health support group.

[Punxsutawney Phil]

^I remember an episode of Embarrassing Bodies with a young woman who found it so difficult to allow herself to break wind that she was causing herself terrible stomach pains. I thought the therapist handled the subject so well, with sensitivity and humour, trying to encourage this poor lady to let out at least a little one now and then!

[Dougella]

^ There's a metaphor there somewhere.

[Rocket Spud]

^^ She shoulda just given her a hug


Why the fudge have i got calluses on my hands

[kirbycrackle]

When you vape after using mouthwash and it has that lovely mint-arse taste, yum.

Also when it clearly wants to rain but just won't! Rain, I command you!

[Fluorescent Grey]

Peta. Bunch of self-righteous, self-promoting dickheads who haven't done a single damn thing to improve the treatment of animals. **** 'em. I'm not a vegan tree hugger or anything but I like animals and I hate seeing them treated cruelly. So why is it that whenever I see a story involving People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals I just think "**** off you pricks"? There was a story recently about Peta settling a lawsuit because they killed a kid's dog. Just what the **** is wrong with you? Peta considers pet ownership to be a form of involuntary bondage apparently. Have any of these twats ever actually met an animal? ****ing idiots.

[Dougella]

^ I saw that, the poor Chihuahua! I don't think I like PETA, if ideology causes you to take people's pets and 'euthanize' them there's definitely something wrong with your ideology.

[Rocket Spud]

^ Your hyper-awareness of insects is quite interesting .... how long is your tongue?


What bugs me is ebay and it's 'seller leaving feedback before the buyer' ways - that's how i read it anyway - it should be the other way around. Matey-boy in Cardiff should've received his parcel by now, and if all's well he should leave feedback, but he's probably waiting for me to leave him feedback

[SHYGIRLAJB]

My man not giving me hugs and kisses , me , mybrain...

[Dougella]

^ Is your partner never affectionate towards you?

[SHYGIRLAJB]

Originally Posted by Dougella

^ Is your partner never affectionate towards you?

He used to be ... The past I dunno maybe 3/4 years or so he hasn't ... Just makes me feel unwanted ...

[Dougella]

^ That's sad

[SHYGIRLAJB]

Originally Posted by Dougella

^ That's sad

I know , if I say something he says oh not this again and says don't be silly ... It's really hard especially at times like these when my mood is so low ***128546;***128546;

[Rocket Spud]

No no no, not a frog, more a type of lizard

Are you having insect issues presently? Tis a muggy night

[Rocket Spud]

^ Bearded dragons aren't actually bearded neither :/

What you need is one of these little beauts...

I love the upturned hands

[MartianMonkey]

My neighbour's desire to play music loudly, in this weather everyone has their windows open and are being forced to listen to it. They will quite possibly be playing it until 2am tomorrow. Also they then feel the need to talk over it loud enough to hear each other.

[Clementine]

I've dyed three of my fingers and a thumb (and nails) bright yellowy green. It won't budge.

[Dougella]

Originally Posted by flumpsy

Running out of tonic before running out of gin.

I'm thinking maybe it's even worse to run out of gin before running out of tonic!

[flumpsy]

^ Wow, glass half full !! Actually, who needs a glass.
Turns out if you need it then lemonade works just fine

^^ Clem, get a shewee, no more stains.

[Clementine]

A what now?

[Clementine]

Oh! it's ink! Honest.

[Dougie Jones]

People who leave their doggos outside at night, leaving them to bark at the moon. It should be inside snuggled up.

[flumpsy]

^^ yeah, sure it is and thats a lion bar floating in my pond.

[Dougella]

Originally Posted by flumpsy

^ Wow, glass half full !! Actually, who needs a glass.
Turns out if you need it then lemonade works just fine

^^ Clem, get a shewee, no more stains.

I just view the gin as the important bit . I really fancy a drink now, I haven't had alcohol for such a long time...

[flumpsy]

^ A glass coated beverage, I like it !!

Unless you are talking about a glass shewee in which case no, no I don like that at all,. I am out. NO, I mean no, absolutely no.

[Dougella]

^ Oh no a glass shewee could cause all sorts of worrying scenarios!

[Indigo_]

Originally Posted by flumpsy

^^ Clem, get a shewee, no more stains.

[Clementine]

^ Oi! Don't encourage him to - I almost said 'take the piss'.

It's on what would be my smoking fingers too, I look like I've been on 80 fags a day since I was 11.

[indiegirl1980]

Originally Posted by Clementine

I've dyed three of my fingers and a thumb (and nails) bright yellowy green. It won't budge.

So have I, dark green nail polish that left a green residue. I've tried scrubbing my nails with a nailbrush and even looked to see if there was anything that would whiten fingernails but no such luck. I think I will have to paint over them in a different colour and try to get rid of the green again when I have to take the next lot off.

Honestly, why do they make these colours if they do this?

[Fantastical]

^ You can buy waterproof covers that might do the job. Think they're designed to go over casts more than dressings so might be quite big around your leg but should work. I had one for my wrist and it worked well for showering.