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Old 18th April 2018, 23:25
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nothing personal, just a chance to tap in to your latent wizardy spite. i will get things going by laying a curse upon myself, and ofc the next poster has a chance to do so again. do your worst!
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Old 18th April 2018, 23:28
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may your eyelids be made anew from raw onion, and forever you will cry yourself to sleep and cry yourself awake! ;_;
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Old 25th April 2018, 23:08
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May you bite into a doughnut expecting strawberry jam but instead get a mouthful of custard.
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Old 25th April 2018, 23:17
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May you win the lottery and never have to work again. Oh how bored you will be and life will feel meaningless!
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Old 26th April 2018, 00:33
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^ may you live in a universe where it is always may! No christmas, no summer, just awkward cold spells and rain!
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Old 26th April 2018, 12:47
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may you never have a biscuit to hand, so all your cups of tea will feel empty and meaningless.
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Old 26th April 2018, 13:01
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Originally Posted by jinny
may your butter always be atopped by unfathomable crumb debris and your jam with butter blobbubles


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Old 26th April 2018, 13:05
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I didn't think it through that by cursing someone I'd also become a cursee..and it's worked, I have no biscuits

May you always run out of proper tea and have to resort to 80p own label dishwater tea, that has languished for 4 and 20 New Moons at the back of the cupboard


i'm a real tea jenny, jinny, thats going too far

*reported*


oh yeah and also. may your microwave oven develop a leaky door, so that your ready meal is always undercooked and your kitchen is always overcooked!
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Old 26th April 2018, 14:52
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^may your self-service till constantly nag you about phantom shopping in the bagging area except when you finally attract the attention of the bored lazy till assistant, and may your shopping bag have a hole in the bottom and your eggs and tins of beans fall out halfway down the road back to your house.
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Old 26th April 2018, 21:58
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^may your self-service till constantly nag you about phantom shopping in the bagging area except when you finally attract the attention of the bored lazy till assistant, and may your shopping bag have a hole in the bottom and your eggs and tins of beans fall out halfway down the road back to your house.

this is the curse we all live every day!


may you become very rich but only through the misfortune of others
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Old 26th April 2018, 22:15
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^ may life give you lemons, when you were instead hoping for perhaps a lychee or a kiwi fruit. But when you go to make lemonade, they turn out to be fake plastic lemon-scented lemons.
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Old 24th September 2018, 20:13
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^ May you receive a caustic put down from the next hedgehog you meet.
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