Craptions - Page 2

Winnie57 · #31 18th August 2006, 20:21

Jihan · #32 18th August 2006, 21:38

1. "Now I'm going to extend my ki from my hana, or seika tanden, along my arms, out through my fingers and into a single ball between my hands. This is the first step in generating a kamehameha."

Winnie57 · #33 18th August 2006, 22:43

5. Smartly-dressed man: Right we've made it to the second step. Do you feel up to climbing another step or shall we continue with the breathing exercises a little while longer?
Bob: Just give me your money.

Jihan · #34 18th August 2006, 23:11

6. Nigel was inwardly extatic: this was his chance to use Lord Vader's "I find your lack of faith disturbing" line, even if he needed two hands to perform the Force Grip instead of one.

Lostboy · #35 18th August 2006, 23:58

Bob didn't mind the new venue for his latest fundraiser too much, but was a little disappointed by the turn-out.

Winnie57 · #36 19th August 2006, 19:37

9. I'm sorry Bob but there is a dress-code operational in the building which is why we're having to conduct this discussion about your latest fund-raising proposition on these steps.

#37 19th August 2006, 21:55

10. Man on left: "Yes, I got it from Allied Carpets, it came on a roll about this wide."

#38 19th August 2006, 21:57

Winnie57 · #39 20th August 2006, 00:31

1. Teacher: *thinks* "Wish I'd remembered to use my deodorant today. Hope the class haven't noticed my BO problem."

Lostboy · #40 20th August 2006, 00:36

2. The girls soon regretted using so much starch on their ironing.

Winnie57 · #41 20th August 2006, 01:09

3. Woman facing class: *Thinks* "I don't know how I got caught up in this milarkey, I came for the art class."

Winnie57 · #42 20th August 2006, 01:49

6. Girl in T-shirt and trousers: "Why do I always get picked to show everyone how NOT to do it?"

BlackSwan · #43 20th August 2006, 12:30

7. I'm a little teapot short and stout

#44 20th August 2006, 12:46

8. Girl in T-shirt and trousers: I know I'll fall over if I cross my legs

Jihan · #45 20th August 2006, 16:11

9. Seven and a half seconds later, an interdimensional portal opened up and hordes of ravenous xenomorphic creaturs poured out into the ballet class.

Winnie57 · #46 20th August 2006, 18:03

10. Girl in T-shirt and trousers: *thinks* "I wonder if the other girls know I only come here to look at their legs. I know I'm crap at ballet."

Jihan · #47 20th August 2006, 18:10

2.

"Whisper, whisper whisper whisper, whisper whisper."

"Whisper, whisper."

BlackSwan · #48 20th August 2006, 18:33

3. "Hey Look there's the nerdy finance minister behind us, I'll give him a wedgie if you give him a wet willie"
"Whats a wet willie?"

Kevin Hodge · #49 20th August 2006, 18:35

4. let us go under the desk and hide, and look up skirts

Lostboy · #50 20th August 2006, 19:50

"Great idea smuggling the vodka in your water bottle: I'm totally wasted"

"You'reeee myyyy beeeestest buddy! Hic!"

Jihan · #51 20th August 2006, 19:58

7. The Minister for Education then drew the pistol from his jacket pocket, shot the two ministers in front of him through the head, and during the next few minutes of mayhem proceeded to rack up another thirty-seven kills before finally being subdued by the Shadow Finance Minister, who, it turns out, is a keen student of Krav Maga.

#52 20th August 2006, 20:19

8. Guy on right: "So, how long have you had a microphone growing out of your head?"

Winnie57 · #53 20th August 2006, 23:59

10. Man on right: Psst your fly's undone

(sorry but it's me to post pic again)

Jihan · #54 21st August 2006, 14:22

1. "I speak English. From a book!"

Winnie57 · #55 21st August 2006, 15:17

2. Just what I wanted! A Homepride Flour-grader man. How sweet.

Lostboy · #56 21st August 2006, 16:20

3. Woman saying: "that's the last time I get the mafia to do the catering at my party!"

#57 21st August 2006, 16:24

Guy: "...ha !! Well, at least you think that's champagne you're really drinking!!"

Winnie57 · #58 21st August 2006, 18:35

4. I'm not having an affair darling. Will you stop following me to my social functions in silly disguises!

#59 21st August 2006, 20:54

5. "Do you think anyone would notice if I sat on your face?"

#60 21st August 2006, 20:56

6. "i'm blinded by your dress..."