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Old 24th March 2018, 23:53
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Default foods you can't buy because they are evil and you cant stop eating them

for me -

frosties
crunchy nut cornflakes
pringles
haribo
generally any large bag of sweets eg wine gums, choc raisins
box of cakes cos it will be eaten at once
cola i guess is technically a food since it contains calories - lots of em


those are the main culprits, best to just not have em around. troublemakers
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Old 24th March 2018, 23:57
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Jaffa cakes, eat one eat them all. Even worse now they come in those twin packs, its crazy not to take advantage of economies of scale right ? Then boom, slump, carb coma, dribble pillow.
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Old 25th March 2018, 00:04
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Crunchy nut cornflakes, I'm convinced they are laced with crack.
Any kind of chocolate biscuit or cake.
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Old 25th March 2018, 00:10
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Biscuits but especially chocolate digestive biscuits and custard creams. Oh, and chocolate chip cookies!
Maltersers
After eight mints
Haribo
Opal fruits / ok....Starbursts
Cadburys chocolate giant buttons
Honey nut cornflakes

Definitely more of a sweet tooth rather than savoury person, hence the tooth ache
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Old 25th March 2018, 00:11
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Oh, and these.....



I have to just pretend I have teeny tiny hands and that it isnt a giant bag of crisps I have just finished.
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Old 25th March 2018, 00:13
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^ The thai sweet chilli sensations ones are nice too
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Old 25th March 2018, 00:16
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Crisps most sorts :/
Jaffa cakes
Sainsburys triple choc taste the difference cookies (just soooo good)
Salty foods
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Old 25th March 2018, 00:21
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^^ after finding the chicken ones and realising I was powerless to resist them I never tried any others, it would just be asking for trouble. I would snort the dust from the bottom of the bag if it hung around long enough !!
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Old 25th March 2018, 00:22
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Biscuits but especially chocolate digestive biscuits and custard creams. Oh, and chocolate chip cookies!
Maltersers
After eight mints
Haribo
Opal fruits / ok....Starbursts
Cadburys chocolate giant buttons
Honey nut cornflakes

Definitely more of a sweet tooth rather than savoury person, hence the tooth ache


im saved from biscuits by my wheat intolerance, you can still get wheat free biscuits but theyre not that good. nothing can match the allure of the mighty chocolate hobnob or a pack of dark chocolate digestives and countless glasses of milk omfg
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Old 25th March 2018, 00:23
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Crunchy nut cornflakes, I'm convinced they are laced with crack.
Any kind of chocolate biscuit or cake.

i swear even regular cornflakes would probably give you diabetes, so when they cover them with honey as well oh for god sake


i dunno man i aint had them in a while i think i need to treat myself, put on 4 stone
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Old 25th March 2018, 00:24
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Oh, and these.....



I have to just pretend I have teeny tiny hands and that it isnt a giant bag of crisps I have just finished.

man i dont get on well with large bags of crisps, i hate putting my hand down inside the bag and getting all that oily stink on my knuckles and so on

pringles obviously funnel the crisps right into your hand, very efficient
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Old 25th March 2018, 00:26
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Crisps most sorts :/
Jaffa cakes
Sainsburys triple choc taste the difference cookies (just soooo good)
Salty foods


once again, cookies are ruined for me because of my wheat intolerance, i always liked the white chocolate ones man im tripping out just thinking of them. you can get a whole bag of them weird crunchy/melty temptresses for 50p! good god
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Old 25th March 2018, 00:26
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hey, anyone got a bacon problem? i can just about cope with bacon
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Old 25th March 2018, 00:33
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OILY STINK !!!! Thats nectar of the gods my friend, I wear crisp packets like mittens.
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Old 25th March 2018, 00:34
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I’m outta here!

All this talk of sweet sugary temptations is way too much for me, especially as I know there’s a bag of chocolate buttons lurking in the kitchen cupboard
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Old 25th March 2018, 00:52
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OILY STINK !!!! Thats nectar of the gods my friend, I wear crisp packets like mittens.


Nectar in my mouth

Ball sweat on my hands :x
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Old 25th March 2018, 01:38
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I just don't buy snack foods, knowing they are in the cupboard makes me hungry and I can easily do four or five packets of biscuits in an evening (I have never opened a packet of biscuits, or crisps, or sleeve of Pringles, bar or box of chocolate, tin of Celebrations/Heroes or whatever and not finished it.

It helps that I live miles from the nearest shop, it's a big disincentive!
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Old 25th March 2018, 01:48
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hey, anyone got a bacon problem? i can just about cope with bacon
Blocks of Sokolow roast bacon, which you find in the Polish section. It's ready cooked you just slice bits off to eat, and when I buy it I can literally go through a whole block in one go. It's evilly addictive.
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Old 25th March 2018, 09:10
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Any cheese puff or cheese wiggle crisps. Wensleydale with cranberry or apricots. Those small snack sized cheeses like baby bell or the ones with marmite in.
I have a weakness for cheese.
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Old 25th March 2018, 09:32
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These damn things!


Also (but to a slightly lesser extent) the bacon ones that you get along with them in the multi packs.
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Old 25th March 2018, 09:47
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Default Re: foods you can't buy because they are evil and you cant stop eating them

Quorn mini-sausages or mini-scotch-egg thingies
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Old 25th March 2018, 11:21
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These damn things!


Also (but to a slightly lesser extent) the bacon ones that you get along with them in the multi packs.

urgh i fear the scampi
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Old 25th March 2018, 11:23
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I just don't buy snack foods, knowing they are in the cupboard makes me hungry and I can easily do four or five packets of biscuits in an evening (I have never opened a packet of biscuits, or crisps, or sleeve of Pringles, bar or box of chocolate, tin of Celebrations/Heroes or whatever and not finished it.

It helps that I live miles from the nearest shop, it's a big disincentive!


whoa man 4 or 5 packs, that should qualify you for some kind of 24 hour attendant to guard your biscuit cupboard



back in the day i would get through a box of cakes or maybe even ONE PACK of biscuits but the resulting carb coma always drew a line under it
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Old 25th March 2018, 11:24
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Quorn mini-sausages or mini-scotch-egg thingies


man, the thing with stuff like that is its actually filling, so i'll tail off eventually through satiety
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Old 25th March 2018, 11:24
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Blocks of Sokolow roast bacon, which you find in the Polish section. It's ready cooked you just slice bits off to eat, and when I buy it I can literally go through a whole block in one go. It's evilly addictive.


not sure if i should try this stuff or avoid it
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Old 25th March 2018, 11:33
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Oh, and these.....



I have to just pretend I have teeny tiny hands and that it isnt a giant bag of crisps I have just finished.
I absolutely love these! More addictive than Pringles.
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Old 25th March 2018, 18:24
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Olive bread from the co-op. The last two times I've bought it I've more or less eaten the whole loaf in one go. Will have to stick to buying the individual rolls in future.
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Old 25th March 2018, 18:41
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I struggle with most foods but my biggest downfall is:

Walkers chicken crisps
Battenberg
Birthday Cake
Daim Bar
Bread
Trifle bakewells
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Old 25th March 2018, 18:43
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Roast potatoes
Mini Cheddar's
Cheesey puffs
Chocolate hob nobs
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Old 25th March 2018, 18:45
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Sugar, (in my tea/coffee, think I'm actually addicted to it, but need to let it go, sadly,)
Cheese thins,/ cheddar biscuits
Abernethy biscuits,
digestive biscuits,
Onion rings crisps,
Lager,
Pizza,
Pringles,
Meat,
Croissants,
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