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lay a curse on the previous poster
nothing personal, just a chance to tap in to your latent wizardy spite. i will get things going by laying a curse upon myself, and ofc the next poster has a chance to do so again. do your worst!
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Re: lay a curse on the previous poster
May you bite into a doughnut expecting strawberry jam but instead get a mouthful of custard.
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Re: lay a curse on the previous poster
May you win the lottery and never have to work again. Oh how bored you will be and life will feel meaningless!
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Re: lay a curse on the previous poster
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i'm a real tea jenny, jinny, thats going too far *reported* oh yeah and also. may your microwave oven develop a leaky door, so that your ready meal is always undercooked and your kitchen is always overcooked! |
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Re: lay a curse on the previous poster
^may your self-service till constantly nag you about phantom shopping in the bagging area except when you finally attract the attention of the bored lazy till assistant, and may your shopping bag have a hole in the bottom and your eggs and tins of beans fall out halfway down the road back to your house.
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this is the curse we all live every day! may you become very rich but only through the misfortune of others |
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Re: lay a curse on the previous poster
^ may life give you lemons, when you were instead hoping for perhaps a lychee or a kiwi fruit. But when you go to make lemonade, they turn out to be fake plastic lemon-scented lemons.
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