Small things that annoy you (3)

[Chocolate Chin]

Originally Posted by Dougella

Why in dramas is it always a man trying to persuade a woman to have sex, why not the other way round occasionally, women do actually quite enjoy having sex!

You sure?

[Dougella]

^ About which bit? Or was that sarcasm

[Chocolate Chin]

Originally Posted by Dougella

^ About which bit? Or was that sarcasm

Me, sarcastic... nooooooooo.

Women don't like sex, it's scientifically proven or something.

[Dougella]

According to dramas made by the BBC apparently not

[Chocolate Chin]

Originally Posted by Dougella

According to dramas made by the BBC apparently not

Maybe it's me, maybe I've been doing something wrong....

[Dougella]

^ Not unless you're a script writer!

[Chocolate Chin]

Originally Posted by Dougella

^ Not unless you're a script writer!

Haha

[kirbycrackle]

^ haha. What a strange super power you have

[Merritt]

Are you sure that's not what caused the site crash? I'm forever rubbing myself up against SAUK's servers, I should be more careful to keep myself grounded.

[Spectrelight]

Having to pay £2 to park my car near the gym because I went a whole two minutes over my free two hours.

[Metal Goat]

People who lean against the pole on a busy metro.
I've started just squeezing my hand under them and digging my knuckles in to them hard until they move.
I should probably learn to be polite again before I get back to the UK...

[Alf in Pog Form]

Awwww, I hope your cactus is ok!!!

[Z.]

Originally Posted by biscuits

I just accidentally punched a cactus. It's not something that I'd recommend as my hand is all red and is stinging like a witch.

I never thought you were the kind of person to abuse a cactus

[Indigo_]

[Z.]

I hate modern society. Cactus abuse is so accepted, and is even a source of amusement to some

I thought you were better than that.

I was wrong.





I was wrong...

[laracroft]

People who monologue. Conversations should be an equal dialogue. Hate people with long anecdotes and stories, and you are forced to sit and listen for ages politely and then laugh in the right places while really you want to stick a fork in their head because they are stealing oxygen, your precious time and will to live! Wow! I feel better now.

[Schmosby]

@New Dawn Fades
Did you put your name on it?

Our neighbours upstairs put rubbish in our bin, which really annoys my mum, however I'm very much in the camp of sharing is caring, I think of them as communal bins.

They also wanted to put a shed or anchor in our front garden to keep their bikes secure, my mum wasn't having any of it, I would have happily let them.

[Cairn]

Originally Posted by Soulastic.

^^^

You've undergone a sex change and become a Powerpuff wench?

[Cairn]

Originally Posted by laracroft

People who monologue. Conversations should be an equal dialogue. Hate people with long anecdotes and stories, and you are forced to sit and listen for ages politely and then laugh in the right places while really you want to stick a fork in their head because they are stealing oxygen, your precious time and will to live! Wow! I feel better now.

[Schmosby]

Originally Posted by New Dawn Fades

I really wouldn't mind if it was near collection day and there was space but they use up more of my bin than me it's every week and it leaves me either having to leave two week old bags of rubbish in my house or drive to the skip.

And, Actually it does have the name of my house on it

My first plan was to write " use your own ****ing Bin " on the inside of lid.

If it got like that with me and it was collection day, I would simply remove their rubbish until I can fit mine in.

My mum ordered extra bins just by calling the council and asking, maybe that's worth a try.

[Cairn]

You could put "Dismembered bin hogging c***s body parts only" on it.

[Dougella]

Originally Posted by New Dawn Fades

I really wouldn't mind if it was near collection day and there was space but they use up more of my bin than me it's every week and it leaves me either having to leave two week old bags of rubbish in my house or drive to the skip.

And, Actually it does have the name of my house on it

My first plan was to write " use your own ****ing Bin " on the inside of lid.

You could take the neighbour's rubbish out of your bin and put it back in theirs (or whichever one you suspect it is). If it's in bags of course.
Failing that I think your little sign on the inside of the lid could do the trick

[Schmosby]

The navigation on the guardian mobile website, does it really need three different types of menu.

[newbs16]

Being so needy, why can't I just see things for how they are.

[Appear]

^ Hope you're okay, Miss Newbie. I feel the same sometimes.

[Metal Goat]

My husband insisting on using a song as the alarm instead of an annoying alarm noise. I just sleep through it or lie in bed enjoying the song then fall straight back to sleep again.

[Tembo]

How pathetically unassertive I am.

[Cairn]

Originally Posted by Ichigo

Nearly got crashed into by some idiot swinging out round a stopped bus. Had to slam on my breaks otherwise we would have hit head on.
Honestly if I'm going to die its going to be on my terms dammit, not some dosey twats.

Originally Posted by winter*

'Open plan' Living areas.

If your buying a house or whatever and it has 'open plan'.

I like to have separate rooms with doors so you can block out others noise. And its cosier too. And warmer.

Tbh I'd love a big open plan living, dinning and kitchen area, with a wall of folding doors opening up onto the back garden.

[Indigo_]

I would love an open plan place, I like the design of them.

[Cairn]

It's all about being able bang the doors open and let the outside in while you chill on the sofa, giving orders to whoever's cooking.