Merry Christmas y'all

[Jam]

Merry Christmas to you, you ****ing wonderful human being, every single one of you. I know it ain't 25th Dec yet, but I'm feeling Christmassy today. I got the Christmas tree up, there's presents under it, and my cool lil girl is wearing a jumper with a penguin wearing antlers on it. Fking antlers. You can't mess with that. I'm going to feast like a king, I'm going to drink until I forget about the world, and I'm going to pray to Will Smith that my sexy six pack is still there at the end of it all.

I wish y'all nothing but happiness and amazing sex.




Peace my brothers and sisters xxx



P.S- F'k Michael Bublé.

[anxiouslondoner]

Thanks Jam. May the Buffalo of Christmas do a massive Xmassy fart of joy down your chimneyhole. (That's how we used to celebrate it anyway; my parents are of Unorthodox Buffalonian faith)

[Oddity]

Originally Posted by jam

happiness and amazing sex.

That's exactly what I asked Father Christmas for*

Merry Everyone

*Ideally I won't be having the sex with Father Christmas, but I'll take what I can get.

[Alf in Pog Form]

Merry bloody christmas you bunch of fuks.

[Mikei]

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[David K]

***1071; ***1078;***1077;***1083;***1072;***1102; ***1074;***1072;***1084; ***1089;***1095;***1072;***1089;***1090;***1083;***1080;***1074;***1086;***1075;***1086; ***1056;***1086;***1078;***1076;***1077;***1089;***1090;***1074;***1072; ***1080; ***1089;***1084;***1077;***1088;***1090;***1080; ***1074;***1089;***1077;***1075;***1086; ***1095;***1077;***1083;***1086;***1074;***1077;***1095;***1077;***1089;***1090;***1074;***1072;

[Merritt]

Merry Christmas, everyone Thanks for another year of putting up with my guff. Hope all your anxiety and assorted mental health issues spend Christmas out in the dark and cold, looking in your window as you drink and be merry, before finally succumbing to the elements.

[Unnecessarily Long Username_1]

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Allahu Akbar!

[Tim.82]

[Ajax Amsterdam]

Merry Christmas to all at SAUK

I wish everyone all the best. This is a good place with so many lovely people. I know times are tough for so many people here, but I hope you all find the strength and resources to work through all your issues and eventually find some peace and happiness.

Thanks for the support and inspiration I find in your stories throughout the year. I learn so much from reading things people write in here. Being here over the years has helped me progress and move forward with my life, and for that, I will be forever grateful.

All the very best, you lovely people.

[Jam]

Just an update:

I've eaten so many calories today, but I can confirm, ladies, that my six pack is still ripped as fk. But after all the food I've eaten today I need the toilet to do a christmas log. Ladies.

[girlinterrupted]

Merry Xmas right back at ya Mr Jam (look at me being all formal),your little girl sounds as cute as...a cute non-button thing cos I`ve never understood that saying. Sounds like you have yourself a pretty sweet xmas coming up


A peaceful Xmas to anyone who can`t imagine a happy one

[Professor Willow]

Wishing everyone at SAUK a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year



Thanks for all the support and encouragement you have given me in my various dark times and also for sharing my happy times too

I'm very glad to have found this forum

[Mo34]

Had to go back and spoiler it as i didn't realise it would be so big! I'm too tired to fiddle with it.

[Omar Little]

Originally Posted by Mo34

Had to go back and spoiler it as i didn't realise it would be so big! I'm too tired to fiddle with it.

[Occultus]

Originally Posted by Ajax Amsterdam

I wish everyone all the best. This is a good place with so many lovely people. I know times are tough for so many people here, but I hope you all find the strength and resources to work through all your issues and eventually find some peace and happiness.

Being here over the years has helped me progress and move forward with my life, and for that, I will be forever grateful.

Ditto that. Merry Christmas, everyone

[Mo34]

Originally Posted by Omar Little

[Ronnie_Pickering]

Merry Christmas all

[Azalea]

Merry Christmas

[Olly.]

Merry Christmas! I just went outside and I'm thinking it might not be a White Christmas this year given how warm it is

[Azalea]