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Old 1st November 2023, 02:11
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Old 1st November 2023, 10:15
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Tweak my eighth nipple.
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Old 1st November 2023, 10:31
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You're about a five.
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Come back for covfefe?
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Old 1st November 2023, 11:07
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Old 1st November 2023, 11:11
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Old 1st November 2023, 11:20
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First time using cutlery?
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Old 1st November 2023, 11:22
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I'll pronounce your order.
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Old 1st November 2023, 11:24
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I call women "females".
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Old 1st November 2023, 14:02
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Next date ABBA Voyage?
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Old 1st November 2023, 14:17
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How many words is four?
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Old 1st November 2023, 16:53
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Old 1st November 2023, 21:38
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Meet my love lice.
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Old 1st November 2023, 21:38
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*swoon*
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Old 1st November 2023, 23:14
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Show us yer knickers
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Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
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Old 2nd November 2023, 00:19
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Waiter? Are you single?
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Old 2nd November 2023, 15:58
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You're into watersports right?
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Old 2nd November 2023, 19:49
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Old 2nd November 2023, 19:54
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That's just gooch waft.
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Old 2nd November 2023, 23:02
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It's Prince Andrew, thanks.
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You're adequate, I'm desperate.
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Old 2nd November 2023, 23:14
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Biggest achievement? Footlong shit.
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Old 2nd November 2023, 23:15
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I'm ugly, you're long-sighted.
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Old 2nd November 2023, 23:23
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Old 2nd November 2023, 23:30
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Smell my cheese you mother!
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Old 3rd November 2023, 12:16
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Is your perfume Parmesan-based?
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Old 3rd November 2023, 14:32
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It's chocolate, not poo!
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Old 3rd November 2023, 15:09
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