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[Winnie57]

Whilst waiting in the restaurant for my paella to arrive I heard an audible curse coming from the kitchen following an almighty crash which I imagined must be a cascade of plates tumbling to the floor.


cigar; vain; polka




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[Ditherer]

Polly and Pete the Polka fanatics tried in vain to resist dancing for their sponsored charity no dance-a-thon but no cigar.

Admittedly that was poor but I like the idea of Polka dance fanatics called Polly and Pete all the same.



Embarrass, heriditary and plumage

[Winnie57]

Originally Posted by Ditherer

Admittedly that was poor but I like the idea of Polka dance fanatics called Polly and Pete all the same.

So do I Ditherer


In the Ice Age there was no such thing as a violin or a salad.

long-lived; lassie; innovation








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[Blumoon]

The long-lived woman was praised by a young lassie for her new innovation.



^ don't even know what that means
x

[-Simon-]

yay I haven't seen this game before.

To make this year's pigeon race more challenging, an obstacle in the form of a giant inflatable replica of comedy genius Gary wilmot has been placed in their path.

Avacado - motorcycle - amp

[-Simon-]

As pudding was being served, I wittilly quipped that it smelled rather of victorian cadavar than victorian plum sponge. Hwa hwa!

rust - parallelogram - squid

[Winnie57]

The fancy restaurant served my squid on a paralellogram of rocket lettuce but I was put off by the appearance of rust on the fork with which I was obliged to eat it.


annotation, obstetrician, underling


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[Winnie57]

It is a little-known fact that the sector of the populace which eats cornflakes for breakfast is statistically more likely to also use Anusol ointment as a treatment for piles.



contraception; guardian; basil

[-Simon-]

The Guardian reports a new addition to the Jamie Oliver contraception range, basil flavoured condoms.


duck, lava, gearstick

[Winnie57]

I had to duck suddenly and frantically tugged on the gearstick as I drove past an erupting volcano which was spouting lava directly at my car.


upturn; sacrament; bulgy

[-Simon-]

as the young altarboy knelt to take the sacrament, Fr. O'Reilly's chasuble revealed a bulgy upturn.

clawhammer, syllabub, gnat.

[Winnie57]

It is not a good idea to saunter in a circle the wrong way round a busy roundabout because you may end up on a respirator fighting for your life.



unaccurate; milky; uncensored

[Wol]

It would be unaccurate to say that all uses of a milky-way can be left uncensored.



maleficence; proxy; kudos

[Winnie57]

^

Voting by proxy can lead to all sorts of fraudulent maleficence but kudos are in order for the young constable who helped to uncover the gang behind the massive swing towards the Monster Raving Loony party.


snotty; magenta; blackout

[-Simon-]

Magenta Devine, suffering froma severely snotty cold, has been forced to wear blackout shades to hide her bloodshot eyes from her adoring public.


Verger, screwdriver, charcoal

[Wol]

I managed to free the verger from the handcuffs with a screwdriver, but I did a quick charcoal sketch for the parish magazine first.

sensational; parasite; robot

[-Simon-]

the privately funded Arbutnot Robotic Science Experiment is delighted to announce its creation of a sensational new robot to replace social parasite, Paris Hilton.

methane, bludgeon, harpsichord

[W!llow]

The serial killer would bludgeon his victims to death in manure heaps as he got high on methane whilst listening to harpsichord music on his mp3 player.

indolent; soiree; sloth

[Wol]

My attempt to invigorate my indolent staff by throwing an impromptu soiree was ruined by the zany antics of my pet three-toed-sloth.


gums; Viagra; enlightenment.

[Winnie57]

Viagra provided enlightenment for Bill, reviving his sex life, but his wife Wendy unfortunately suffered from sore gums as a result of Bill's insatiable demands. :embarass:


twelve; deadline; methodical







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[sully]

The twelve 'o' clock deadline was fast approaching but Bill was still very methodical.


granny, snooker , bible.

[Wol]

My granny was happiest when she was watching snooker on the telly while drinking the gin she kept in a hollowed out bible.


sew; so; sow.

[Andist2]

sow;sewage

[Winnie57]

^ You will have to read the rules on first page Andist2

It is so much more enjoyable to sow pansy seeds than to sew up the hole in my socks.


flinch; obesity; soluble









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[Winnie57]

^ nice one

I was not too upset about the Zimbabwean government's decision to deport me as the relentless sunshine had caused me to come out in a very unpleasant rash.


subjective; crankshaft; noonday

[Winnie57]

The vengeful cafe owner slipped an extra ingredient into Roberto's fried breakfast so that the next day Roberto, who owed money to the cafe owner, was never off the latrine.


groovy; gynaecology; derogatory





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[Winnie57]

As Mrs Knutter was allergic to the fibres in knitting wool she used to saturate the wool with water before knitting to settle the allergens.


vortex; university; paramedic

[Winnie57]

The pharmaceutical scientist made a fatal blunder while mixing the new drug compound when his hand slipped as he caught a glimpse of his curvaceous assistant's cleavage.

pundit; lawbreaker; confess



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[Wol]

Just 10 minute with the football pundit was enough to make the lawbreaker confess.


Trust, foot, macaroni.

[Winnie57]

Trust me to spill macaroni on my guest's foot at the only dinner party I ever hosted!




unacquainted; swift; fellowship