if you were a type of fat...

[Kevin Hodge]

...what kind would you be?


I'm really hoping i can get 30 poll options, i have so much fat in my heart to share with you all

i think the way this works is that this post will appear before you all get a look at my

BIG

FAT

POLL


and dont be thinking its taking me a while to come up with options, right after i finish this gubbish post i'm gonna go pour a drink before i start on the options. just to reiterate, i'm a scotsman and FAT IS IN MY BLOOD


yeah this joe pass song is about to finish as well so i need to make a music selection as well as drinkiepoos

ok here goes

[Kevin Hodge]

iiiiiiiiiiiits....


multi-choice, you scoundrels

[Kevin Hodge]

im a fat president

i make policy with fat on my mind

[Alf in Pog Form]

Voted for Fat of the Land, for the Prodigy reference and for me not having a phucking CLUE what this is about

[gregarious_introvert]

I opted for Nusrat Fatty Ali Khan because there aren't enough Qawwali-based references on SAUK.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Legion

Female booty fat surely

Didnt have enough options :| i also wanted to have spam fat and also pc approved meghan traynor fat and all kinds of other fats. Never even got into omega 3s and 9s!

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by gregarious_introvert

I opted for Nusrat Fatty Ali Khan because there aren't enough Qawwali-based references on SAUK.

Splendid, thanks for making use of that option

[blancmange]

Avocado in a human form.

[Mental Elf]

Festively plump

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Mental Elf

Festively plump

I could have filled 100 options x,/

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Dimplesxo

Avocado in a human form.

That was one of my choices, for when i feel cool, slick, soft, green, virtuous and difficult to wash off

[Rocket Spud]

When were you fat?

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Rocket Spud

When were you fat?

More importantly, when was i funny

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by biscuits

Don't ask me why, I'm drawn to butter. I don't often have butter. It feels naughty and dangerous.

They shld probably have a brand of butter called icarus, its too close to the heavens

[Kevin Hodge]

Go team avocado!


man id love to split every one of you open and prise out your oily brown seed by first pricking it with the tip of my kitchen devil and then clutching at your oily side with the other hand and kind of jimmying it out

[Toxic]

I had to go for beef dripping

Takes me back to a happier time in my life (when I didn't really give a damn what I ate)

dunking the bread in..my oh my

[Rocket Spud]

Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

More importantly, when was i funny

.. You're funny and some (just might've been funnier when packing poundage).

[Kevin Hodge]

Today if I'm honest i feel kinda like coconut oil, yknow that queasy feeling like the fatness version of something being sickly sweet?

Wish i could feel like some palm oil instead

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Rocket Spud

.. You're funny and some (just might've been funnier when packing poundage).

Aw thankies. I suppose it is easier to laugh at a fatty

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Toxic

I had to go for beef dripping

Takes me back to a happier time in my life (when I didn't really give a damn what I ate)

dunking the bread in..my oh my

What filth is this?! :0

Were you mopping up from roast beef? Ive honestly never done this, we werent a beefy family

[Kevin Hodge]

Fats id like to have in the poll -

Troll fat (from oblivion, the stuff in skyrim was rank)
I Can't Believe its Not Meghan Trainor
Omega 3 and 9 but not 6. Also omega 14
Erotic oil circles atop steaming chicken and rice soup
Oily lung deposit of burger van worker
George bush war oil
Snake oil (truly the literal oil extracted from a snake and not a fake version)
Snail oil (fake version)
Spermacetti or sperm (who can tell?)
Mild richard whiteley thighflab cellulite
Medium richard madeley muffin top extract
Hot richard marx torch oil
Lingering fingertip pilchard stink
Sun oil

[kirbycrackle]

I'd be one of those super fat balls that a accumulate over decades. Lick me, if you dare...I taste of nappy juice. :0

[Mo34]

Lamb fat I could sit and eat the (solid) fat of lamb chops or lambs legs all day I imagine the dripping nice too tho never tried it. Bacon dripping is a lovely thing to behold too. as for the poll options probably beef dripping or butter.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Mo34

Lamb fat I could sit and eat the (solid) fat of lamb chops or lambs legs all day I imagine the dripping nice too tho never tried it. Bacon dripping is a lovely thing to behold too. as for the poll options probably beef dripping or butter.

lamb is the best.


its just the best, nothing else to say

[Mo34]

^Totally

[blancmange]

Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

Today if I'm honest i feel kinda like coconut oil, yknow that queasy feeling like the fatness version of something being sickly sweet?

Coconut oil is the best! I'm basically part coconut, It needs to be on the poll!

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Dimplesxo

Coconut oil is the best! I'm basically part coconut, It needs to be on the poll!

I think i have enough leftover fat for an entire second poll :0

[Kevin Hodge]

Hey id love to know who voted for the sexy kebabfat

[Toxic]

Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

What filth is this?! :0

Were you mopping up from roast beef? Ive honestly never done this, we werent a beefy family

bit o dripping/general beefy juices and some gravy if required.

Bloody marvelous dunking bread in it.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Lady Kvlt

I like how the avocado is winning lol
When I chose it I thought it would be the least picked one.

all hail our green slimy master race