SAUK Discussion Board

Go Back   SAUK Discussion Board > SAUK Community > Club 30-81
Join! Blogs FAQ Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Notices

Reply  Post New Thread
 
Thread Tools
  #391  
Old 28th June 2017, 16:11
Mo34 Mo34 is offline
Co-Administrator
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: South East
Posts: 13,474

Mood
Tired

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

^
I wish!
Reply With Quote
  #392  
Old 28th June 2017, 20:34
Pink*Lady Pink*Lady is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: South Wales
Posts: 11,124
Blog Entries: 13

Mood
Sad

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

It gets harder to keep the weight off as you get older.
Reply With Quote
  #393  
Old 28th June 2017, 21:48
flumpsy flumpsy is offline
Banned at own request
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 4,299
Blog Entries: 11
Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

A bath with a door in the side starts to feel like the delorean of baths.
Reply With Quote
  #394  
Old 3rd July 2017, 15:57
Omar Little Omar Little is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 2,124
Blog Entries: 1
Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

You start talking to the people in the film you're watching.
I was watching a film just now where someone said "Technically, it wasn't my fault. Then again, I've always been the responsible one." I found myself pausing it to say "Yeah, you're right. Technically it's not on you... but, this is on you!"

I mean, ****ing hell, as if i don't have enough to worry about already without starting to converse with the goddamn television. Next thing I'll be saying things to my computer! Typing my thoughts at it...
Reply With Quote
  #395  
Old 10th July 2017, 11:04
Dougella Dougella is offline
Moderator
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: UK
Posts: 22,561

Mood
Cynical

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

When you start thinking you might need to deliberately do some form of exercise.
Reply With Quote
  #396  
Old 13th July 2017, 21:28
flumpsy flumpsy is offline
Banned at own request
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 4,299
Blog Entries: 11
Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

You have outlived your bag for life
Reply With Quote
  #397  
Old 14th July 2017, 20:29
Mo34 Mo34 is offline
Co-Administrator
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: South East
Posts: 13,474

Mood
Tired

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

When you plan to get a couple of bottles of wine in and then cba, opting for a nice cup of tea and chocolate.
Reply With Quote
  #398  
Old 17th July 2017, 23:09
Ronnie_Pickering Ronnie_Pickering is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,097
Blog Entries: 57
Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

When you see Zoe ball and fat boy slim were married 18 years... (It's been that long?!)

When you randomly find yourself listening to swing on radio 2 and thinking it's quite good..........
Reply With Quote
  #399  
Old 17th July 2017, 23:10
flumpsy flumpsy is offline
Banned at own request
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 4,299
Blog Entries: 11
Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

^ I think just listening to actual radio qualifies on its own doesn't it ?
Reply With Quote
  #400  
Old 29th July 2017, 13:46
indiegirl1980 indiegirl1980 is offline
Banned at own request
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Sussex
Posts: 2,003

Mood
Doh

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

The reporters on your local news now look about 15 and on work experience.
Reply With Quote
  #401  
Old 29th July 2017, 19:44
Rocket Spud Rocket Spud is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 15,782
Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

You change the bottle opener thing on your keyring and it feels like a momentous occasion.
Reply With Quote
  #402  
Old 30th July 2017, 19:33
Ronnie_Pickering Ronnie_Pickering is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,097
Blog Entries: 57
Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

when driving 5 miles seems like too far out the comfort zone
Reply With Quote
  #403  
Old 30th July 2017, 19:35
Ronnie_Pickering Ronnie_Pickering is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,097
Blog Entries: 57
Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

Quote:
Originally Posted by Purplesnarf
It's sad they split, they made a great couple.
Yeah. Usually couples who've been together that long and had kids? usually get back together. Though it's going to to take some time Zoe ball to get over this tragedy. Quite sad, you wonder what the specifics were that led to it.
Reply With Quote
  #404  
Old 30th July 2017, 20:11
kirbycrackle kirbycrackle is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: bethmoora
Posts: 8,306

Mood
Shoveit

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

Quote:
Originally Posted by Laird McFlumpsy
^ I think just listening to actual radio qualifies on its own doesn't it ?
I concur. My aunt and uncle have it going all day...even though the telly is on at the same time. Drives me crackers lol
Reply With Quote
  #405  
Old 30th July 2017, 21:02
flumpsy flumpsy is offline
Banned at own request
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 4,299
Blog Entries: 11
Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

When you find yourself jokingly (honest, it really was, I swear) the theme tune to dawson's creek in the voices of the bee gee. Lyricless of course, just noises.


Time for a visit to Switzerland I think.
Reply With Quote
  #406  
Old 5th August 2017, 16:37
indiegirl1980 indiegirl1980 is offline
Banned at own request
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Sussex
Posts: 2,003

Mood
Doh

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

^^
My Mum and Dad do that and then they try and have a conversation over the top of them both! And the radio is in the kitchen and the TV is in the living room to add insult to injury!
Reply With Quote
  #407  
Old 7th August 2017, 10:01
Clementine Clementine is offline
Banned at own request
 
Join Date: Jan 2017
Location: on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam
Posts: 2,655
Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

People who are younger than you consider themselves to be middle aged, when it hadn't really crossed your mind that you were yourself.
Reply With Quote
  #408  
Old 7th August 2017, 15:33
Oddity Oddity is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2015
Posts: 4,333

Mood
Fine

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

39 isn't middle aged Earliest is 45, I'd say more 50 these days
Reply With Quote
  #409  
Old 7th August 2017, 20:23
Toxic Toxic is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: East Yorkshire
Posts: 8,081
Blog Entries: 3

Mood
Alienated

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

It freaks me out when you see..I don't know...Professional "insert sport" players..at 18/19, or when they are retiring at 30..and I just sit there at 31 feeling completely past it already.

Actors/people on TV..anything, "Meet steve, hes 24 married with 2 kids" ..yeah **** off I'm 31 and I've got.. lego
Reply With Quote
  #410  
Old 8th August 2017, 17:25
Mo34 Mo34 is offline
Co-Administrator
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: South East
Posts: 13,474

Mood
Tired

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

^
Oh don't, that's beyond frightening. 23 years for me
Reply With Quote
  #411  
Old 8th August 2017, 18:08
Ajax Amsterdam Ajax Amsterdam is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 4,830

Mood
Lurking

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

... Your THIRD 10-year passport is about to run out.
Reply With Quote
  #412  
Old 8th August 2017, 18:11
Azalea Azalea is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Haydock, Merseyside.
Posts: 2,927

Mood
Pensive

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

^^ I left 38 years ago
Reply With Quote
  #413  
Old 8th August 2017, 18:17
Ajax Amsterdam Ajax Amsterdam is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 4,830

Mood
Lurking

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

Quote:
Originally Posted by Azalea
^^ I left 38 years ago
Same here.
Reply With Quote
  #414  
Old 21st August 2017, 23:05
Ronnie_Pickering Ronnie_Pickering is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,097
Blog Entries: 57
Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

When you hear two people in your office rave about a fps game, and you just think to yourself 'I've been there', heyday of gaming circulates and the next gen come along and think their game is the best thing since sliced bread and all older games are inferior.
Reply With Quote
  #415  
Old 22nd August 2017, 21:20
Damp_Squib Damp_Squib is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: The Middleland
Posts: 122

Mood
Lonely

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

when old people don't look as old as they once did.
Reply With Quote
  #416  
Old 2nd September 2017, 20:09
Dougella Dougella is offline
Moderator
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: UK
Posts: 22,561

Mood
Cynical

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

When you find you can legitimately think to yourself "I'm too old for this sh*t."
Reply With Quote
  #417  
Old 4th September 2017, 12:36
Mr. Nobody Mr. Nobody is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Strathclyde
Posts: 7,365
Blog Entries: 4

Mood
Tired

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

you look in the mirror (with your glasses on, for a change) - eek!
Reply With Quote
  #418  
Old 5th September 2017, 01:56
flumpsy flumpsy is offline
Banned at own request
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 4,299
Blog Entries: 11
Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

It hurts when you pee, your farts smell of jessica fletcher and you can instantly recall the theme tune to TAXI in your head at a moments notice.
Reply With Quote
  #419  
Old 5th September 2017, 02:04
kirbycrackle kirbycrackle is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: bethmoora
Posts: 8,306

Mood
Shoveit

Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

^ I won't ask what she's doing there! Visiting an old acquaintance not too long for this world if I know Jess.
Reply With Quote
  #420  
Old 5th September 2017, 02:04
flumpsy flumpsy is offline
Banned at own request
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 4,299
Blog Entries: 11
Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

^ Investigating a murder of course !!

Sorry, it has to be done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1QJ8ijnNxM
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 09:10.


SAUK Award
Logo designed by abc
Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.