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Captain Birdseye was supposed to be on a liquid diet as he was grossly overweight but he sneakily ate a piece of quiche when no one was looking.
employer; hunting; hexagonal |
#32
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i had to lift the tree,
in order to get my milkshake free. spine, positives, chip-shop |
#33
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"There are plenty of positives to working in a chip-shop," I reassured my friend who was starting to develop curvature of the spine from bending over deep-fat fryers all day
lacking; cardigan; voyeurism |
#35
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Nobody's playing games today, so reviving some forgotten ones!
When I proofread my daughter's essay, I was astounded to find she had spelt the words audience and deodorant incorrectly. scrimp; plethora; booze |
#36
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when i realised i had plethora i scrimped some cash together to buy some booze.
digestives, craving, generally |
#38
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If only I could substitute my house for an oblong
apartment. Lampshade, Dog, Apology |
#40
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i turned to my companion and said why madamoiselle you dont half gibber on
christmas, suspenders, mistletoe |
#41
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At the Christmas party my female boss dressed in suspenders took me by the hand and kissed me under the mistletoe
bonfire, exorcism, party |
#42
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oo noah u saucy devil
my brother invited me to a bonfire party where the main event was an exorcism gracious, madam, kinky |
#43
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Ha! Ha! Saucy me!!
'Oh Madam' I thought you were so gracious, but in fact you are frightfully kinky!! appetite, legs, ignorant |
#45
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As I kicked the litter from under my feet I knew this friendship would only last as long as we pursued retail therapy
chainsaw, clown, shopping centre |
#48
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I wish to speak about Paganism on a soapbox whilst holding a horseshoe for good luck.
Vanity, travel, earwig |
#50
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My motley son-in-law found that the rubber on his car`s tyres was dangerously worn.
cat;sink;wine |
#51
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I poured my boyfriend's wine down the sink as I thought he had had too much to drink and blamed the cat, saying that Tiddles had knocked it off the table.
messy; bookie; mistrustful |
#52
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A rather messy looking man walked into his local bookie but they refused to allow him to remain in the building as he looked extreamly mistrustful
SKIP, TURKEY-LEG, POST-IT-NOTE. |
#53
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I stuck a post-it-note on the turkey-leg to remind me to cook it before it went off so I wouldn't have to throw it in the skip.
uncharacteristically; butterfingers; vitality |
#54
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My daughter is normaly full of vitality but on this one day she was uncharacteristically acting like a right butterfingers.
Plug, Spine, Staple |
#56
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The other morning I was rudely awoken by someone kncking on my front door. I was someone asking me if I could sponsor a local acrobat who intended to do their show useing a mans dreadlocks insted of the trapeeze
Dust, Basket, Coaster |
#58
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when i was in the TA we were told that in order to DISARM a shotgun, we were to jam a TOAD in the end and wait for it to go SPLUTTER.
KEG, WATERCOLOUR, CRUMB |
#59
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After drinking a whole KEG, my WATERCOLOUR painting was crap, - oh CRUMBs!
SNIFF, GHOST, MULLET. |