What did you dream about last night?

[biscuits]

Originally Posted by Merritt

I think stupid old hag dream teacher might have been on to something.

I love this! A*!

Do you take requests? Please can you draw me a new avatar? Of a sad cat?

[Merritt]

Thank you all for your kind words about my weird 5 minute MS Paint scribble

As requested, Biscuits



You're welcome/apologies

[biscuits]

^ It was charged with fraud after infiltrating a picnic and eating all of the scotch eggs, by masquerading as a cute teddy bear.

Hence the sad face :D

Aww thank you, Merritt! Black cats are my favourite

[Merritt]

Oh no! Hang on...

[Merritt]

I definitely didn't do a black cat because it was easier than choosing the right shade of ginger.

[biscuits]

Fab. Can you see it? I always have trouble changing my avatar on this iPad.

[Merritt]

I see it! Though I'm a little hurt that you didn't keep it full size and have it dominate the entire board with my blistering artistic talent.

Not really.

Much.

[Mr. Nobody]

Originally Posted by Merritt

I definitely didn't do a black cat because it was easier than choosing the right shade of ginger.

I like this,.. despite it being a sad cat,

I can see this going viral, or feral, .. one of the two

[biscuits]

Thanks both!

Originally Posted by Merritt

I see it! Though I'm a little hurt that you didn't keep it full size and have it dominate the entire board with my blistering artistic talent.

Not really.

Much.

Haha

Out of love for you, I will have it full size as my signature.

but only for five minutes, out of love for everyone else

[Merritt]

This is an acceptable compromise

[Percy]

I dreamt i became an MP and did a good job.

[Tubbs]

I dreamt someone had done a poo in my wheelie bin (I wish I was making this up!!) - but the dream ended before I had to clean it up, or found out who the mystery pooper was 🤨

[Rocket Spud]

^ Blimey, poor you. This is the sort of crime suitable for 75hrs of unpaid work

Have you checked your bin?

[biscuits]

That would be some balancing act!

[biscuits]

That's not spoken as someone who has tried to do it before, I swear!

[Rocket Spud]

I'd probably crap on the floor and scoop it in with something.

[Amara 94]

Being with a mate. He was taller and more athletic than me, a bit younger. I think we shared the same house and the dream started off going to the house. But we went to the shopping centre. He interacted with quite a few strangers on the road so I interacted with them as well. We didn’t know our way home that week so guided as we walked home though I helped more with the directions home. He did casual parkour leaving the shopping centre as he said we probably weren’t allowed to step at the past we did when we were trying to exit the shopping centre. I tried climbing the wall but couldn’t do just walked to where he was. On the way home I brought plantains. He has talked to work a few people on the street. By this corner shop, where I would but plantain. A women that spoke to him has about three kids, one baby and two kids under that age of 5. She briefly left them alone in a street corner so I felt obligated to watch them.
I wasn’t planning to buy the plantation but since we randomly stopped by this corner shop I was thinking of plantains and didn’t think they would sell it but ended up going in the shop and seeing them.

A mundane dream but so hyper realistic that it can be real life literally. Even emotions of jealousy or intimidation came up, not at an extreme level, and I tried my best to not show these emotions.

There was also a really pretty migrant girl which was initially told a completely harmless action was wrong but at the end no one cared if she did it. Idk what it was. But this part of the dream was certainly influenced by me working in the refugee hotel as the environment looked similar.

[Jam do Bronx]

Last night I had a dream that I was busting for a wee so badly that I awoke from the dream, rushed to the bathroom, did a wee. I then turned the tap on to wash my hands, but the tap was loose/broken and water was spraying everywhere, was hitting the ceiling, all over the floor, I tried to turn the tap off but because it was broken the water just continued to spray all over the dam bathroom. It was at that point I realised I was still dreaming. And then I abruptly woke up and went to the bathroom to do the mother of all wee's. Tap was fine.

[Merritt]

^ I'm always genuinely amazed I haven't made a mess in my bed when I have toilet dreams like that. Feel like it's something that must happen to every adult at some point or other, and I must be on borrowed time.

I've just slept for 14 hours because I missed my meds and had the customary vivid dream fest. One that's stuck with me is a catchy song that was called, or had the line, 'I hang all this holly for you', but I don't remember it sounding particularly Christmassy. It even had a music video, was sort of late 80s/early 90s, had that time lapse effect of people whizzing about in a city with the band being at normal speed. I can't even remember how it went, just that I thought it was sweet. Maybe there wasn't actually a song, and I'm just remembering how I felt about it in the dream? Because surely my brain can't just write songs on a whim like that. Or maybe it's a memory of an actual song by a real band that bubbled up? It's enough to drive you mad.

[Ronnie_Pickering]

I was at the Queen's funeral and suddenly realised I was stark naked.

[Amara 94]

Going on a plane to Nigeria but it was a smaller plane because of less passengers and it felt more like a school trip. The pilot would act like the teacher. I forgot most of the dream though.

[Appear]

I dreamt about the perilous task of filling my parents' half size dishwasher after having a meal for 6 with starters.

I need go out and do things more.

[girlinterrupted]

Finding a bonus raisin and biscuit Yorkie bar in a bag. Bit of a disappointment to discover it wasn't real

[Hollie]

Losing my engagement ring and wedding ring at a music festival. It was at night and it was chaotic, and as the music was wrapping up I realised the rings were missing. The panic felt so real, I was relieved to wake up

[Percy]

I dreamt i was on a train and there was a man there with a pet wasp tied to his finger. He was goign through the train showing off his pet wasp.

[Bluebear]

A holiday in St Lucia

[anxiouslondoner]

Another boring and frustrating exercise in inventory management. (plus some unrepeatable weirdness)
Come on, brain, I know you were literally asleep but you could put some effort in.

[anxiouslondoner]

Ugh, that was unbelievably dark and horrible. Glad I woke up from that!
I don't know what inspired that.

[biscuits]

^ bad dreams are the worst

I had a dream that I created a business for missing buttons. (In the land of the awake, I’ve lost a unique button from a blouse, and think it’s such a shame that it’s become unwearable because I lost the button.) Anyway, in the dream I’d set up a website and people could type in a description of the button they need and I would make 3D prints of the buttons. I took my idea to Dragons’ Den. Then I woke up - presumably because I’ve never watched Dragons’ Den so my mind didn’t know what to make happen next.

[3stacks]

Spiders wearing fancy costumes

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