She's Out of My League / He's Out of My League

[Laura Palmer]

Originally Posted by Cynic

'Tis all about the money.

Well, people said to me regarding my previous 2 long term boyfriends that I was 'out of their league' - whatever the hell that nonsense means:rolleyes:, it's not really a view I subscribe to. I found them attractive physically and fell in love with them as people. They weren't rich at all, in face they didn't have a single bean to their name! So......

[José Raúl Capablanca]

I also have had two Proper girlfriends Both were well out of this fictitious league. If were doing scales I'd give myself a 4 and they were both a definite 8. one was an ayer to a member of the times top 50 rich list and the other lived in a ****ing mansion with her own pool. Go figure I'm an ugly directionless bum.

[Laura Palmer]

Originally Posted by Cynic

C'mon baby, kick me!

@ at your mooning smilie! I'm nae comin' anywhere near your hairy arse crack, Cynic!

[Munkeh]

I think you could all take a big lesson from what the oracle J-Lo AKA Jenny from the Block said..."Think I'm gonna spend your cash? I won't! Even if you were broke, my love don't cost a thing"

Those heartfelt lyrics always bring a small tear to my eye!

[José Raúl Capablanca]

Ahhh Plato, Wilde, Twain, Aristottle and jenny from the Block

[GhostOnMagneticTape]

Originally Posted by New Dawn Fades

I also have had two Proper girlfriends Both were well out of this fictitious league. If were doing scales I'd give myself a 4 and they were both a definite 8. one was an ayer to a member of the times top 50 rich list and the other lived in a ****ing mansion with her own pool. Go figure I'm an ugly directionless bum.

There's hope for me then at the age of 35 for my first girlfriend.

[José Raúl Capablanca]

Originally Posted by afx

There's hope for me then at the age of 35 for my first girlfriend.

I'm pretty sure It was the dreadlocks, Rich Girls dig locks and and girls make passes at men with taches

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by New Dawn Fades

I'm pretty sure It was the dreadlocks, Rich Chicks dig locks and makes passes at men with taches

i would also like to confirm the existence of beard groupies

[AxelFendersson]

Originally Posted by seth brundle

i would also like to confirm the existence of beard groupies

Really? Awesome! Where can I find them?

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by AxelFendersson

Really? Awesome!

i'm NOT joking mate

after having the chance to make some...surprising observations myself, i discussed this with other bearded blokes...its a genuine phenom

Where can I find them?

all you can do is be around people...inevitably beards come up in discussion. in some cases it was other guys who noticed and remarked upon the interest (and blushing) from certain females present. it was rather embarassing, but worth a bit of a giggle afterwards

i don't mind being objectified a little bit, as a bearded sex object

[GhostOnMagneticTape]

OK, dreadlocks will be done this weekend and my beard is coming along fine. I'm not sure what style of beard would suit me though... hmmm.

[Detox]

Well your not a man until you've had a beard.

[Laura Palmer]

Originally Posted by seth brundle

i would also like to confirm the existence of beard groupies

Damn right! Beards are hot! Short ones, mind, not like Gandalf.

[José Raúl Capablanca]

Originally Posted by afx

OK, dreadlocks will be done this weekend and my beard is coming along fine. I'm not sure what style of beard would suit me though... hmmm.

you might of missed the deadlock Gravy boat, unless you can pass for early 20's and hang out in rock clubs

[GhostOnMagneticTape]

I can just about look 25 *coughs* and on the rare occasion pop down to the Hatchet and Bierkeller in Bristol!

[AxelFendersson]

Originally Posted by Laura Palmer

Damn right! Beards are hot! Short ones, mind, not like Gandalf.

I tried to grow a wizard beard once. But once it got to this long the ends started breaking off and the hairs fell out at the same rate as new ones were growing, so it stopped getting any longer. I might try again one day, when I am old and my chin is the only part of my head that still grows hair.

I read somewhere that about 30% of women prefer men with beards. But less than 30% of men have beards. Don't know how reliable those figures are, though.

[Detox]

Originally Posted by AxelFendersson

I tried to grow a wizard beard once. But once it got to this long the ends started breaking off and the hairs fell out at the same rate as new ones were growing, so it stopped getting any longer. I might try again one day, when I am old and my chin is the only part of my head that still grows hair.

I read somewhere that about 30% of women prefer men with beards. But less than 30% of men have beards. Don't know how reliable those figures are, though.

Cool picture!
Ooooh statistics! ..... *Puts Miracle grow on his face*

[José Raúl Capablanca]

Originally Posted by AxelFendersson

I read somewhere that about 30% of women prefer men with beards. But less than 30% of men have beards. Don't know how reliable those figures are, though.

I like those stats

also my one remaining friend models a fine tache , and the amount of attention he gets from it never ceases to amaze me

[Laura Palmer]

Originally Posted by AxelFendersson

I tried to grow a wizard beard once. But once it got to this long the ends started breaking off and the hairs fell out at the same rate as new ones were growing, so it stopped getting any longer. I might try again one day, when I am old and my chin is the only part of my head that still grows hair.

I read somewhere that about 30% of women prefer men with beards. But less than 30% of men have beards. Don't know how reliable those figures are, though.

Great pic

Yeah facial hair is hot on guys. I guess it's because men have had beards for a much greater length of time that our species has been around for, as opposed to shaving.

Originally Posted by New Dawn Fades

I like those stats

also my one remaining friend models a fine tache , and the amount of attention he gets from it never ceases to amaze me

Ha ha. Here's a pic of Eugene Hütz from the band: Gogol Bordello.
I've liked them for a while but I recently saw him on Later with Jools Holland and find him really attractive.

[José Raúl Capablanca]

Originally Posted by Laura Palmer

Great pic

Yeah facial hair is hot on guys. I guess it's because men have had beards for a much greater length of time that are species has been around than as opposed to shaving.



Ha ha. Here's a pic of Eugene Hütz from the band: Gogo Bordello.
I've liked them for a while but I recently saw him on Later with Jools Holland and find him really attractive.

If i had the folicle aptitude I'd defiantly be sporting one of those

[AxelFendersson]

A princely 'tache indeed.

[Kevin Hodge]

to be fair, i'm pretty certain beards put most women off!

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Laura Palmer

Damn right! Beards are hot! Short ones, mind, not like Gandalf.

*bristly hug*

[Laura Palmer]

^Awww, thank you. Hey, when the hair gets to beard length it is soft and it tickles, not like stubble.

[Detox]

Originally Posted by seth brundle

to be fair, i'm pretty certain beards put most women off!

Chuck Norris has a beard, he doesn't put women off.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Colsey

Chuck Norris has a beard, he doesn't put women off.

whats chuck norris got to do with the rest of us tho?

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Laura Palmer

^Awww, thank you. Hey, when the hair gets to beard length it is soft and it tickles, not like stubble.

yeah, i'm kind of pleasantly springy right now

[Chris P]

In a word, no. IMO, nobody is out of anyone's league, it's just nonsense.

[BlackSwan]

Ther have been quite a few experiements which shows that the vast majority of people tend to couple with someone of equal attractiveness.

To suggest that everyone is capable of being with anyone no matter what the attractiveness is obviously ridiculous.

[SoulSeeker]

Originally Posted by BlackSwan

Ther have been quite a few experiements which shows that the vast majority of people tend to couple with someone of equal attractiveness.

To suggest that anyone is capable of being with anyone else is obviously ridiculous.

Yeah im sure i do this..either people just as (imo) attractive..or even more attractive than me. Even though they're the opposite sex..i feel sometimes i can roughly gauge it. After saying all that though..im never certain, ever. Becaues you/I are only as attractive, to how others see us...and that view of attractiveness varies form person to person.

If i was totally fit and healthy..or near enough. I would probably be aiming high in the looks department. Im naturally drawn to the (in my eye) very good looking girls now even. But as im full of problems at the mo..it makes me feel inferior, but only for that reason.

If I can just get that damn charm back..then anything is possible.