Duchess of Cornwall is pregnant

[-Simon-]

This is the news headline. I mean the headline, that which is deemed the most important news of the day, words cannot express my delight.

[Between The Bars]

Aye well it wisnae me! ahl take a blood test! :P

[Rick Sanchez]

I love you, Simon. :,)

[Tom123]

Sex is difficult, especially for posh men.

[Rick Sanchez]

Originally Posted by Amatus

I'm sure a media frenzy will ensue, and it will be nightmarish for them and incredibly irritating to witness.

You see, killing the two of them is no doubt the only moral action to take here, but I sure as hell couldn't suffer Elton John being no. 1 again!

[Frosty]

I'm so excited I just wet myself. Mind you I normally do that at this time of night anyway.

[Alex652]

Are we all going to get another day off?

[black_mamba]

Who is the duchess of Cornwall?!

[Mr. Spaceman]

^This is the Duchess of Cornwall

[FunkyMonkey]

Aint it kate middleton dutchess of cambridge? not camiller dutchess of cornwall

[Rane]

It was much to my amusement hearing Robert Preston today bitching on Radio 4's PM to Eddie Mare because his 'Starbucks 'planning tax changes' piece had been the lead story on the news until the announcement this afternoon. He was bumped to 2nd place, just in time for the main 6 o'clock news Ahhh ego, as difficult to sooth as the soul

[GhostOnMagneticTape]

Such important news it makes headlines where as NASA's possible discovery of organic matter on Mars does not.

[Ben1981]

Originally Posted by Mr~Spaceman

^This is the Duchess of Cornwall

Sorry but Wills will never be p!$$ed enough to make that mistake.
And unless theres another bank holiday weekend for when the babies born I couldnt give a monkeys.

[-Simon-]

Originally Posted by hi =]

Aint it kate middleton dutchess of cambridge? not camiller dutchess of cornwall

You can shatter my illusions, but ye'll never take my freedom!

*charges over brow of hill, brandishing sword and shouting 'yaaaargh!'*

[Mr_Bean]

Originally Posted by AlienBuddha

Such important news it makes headlines where as NASA's possible discovery of organic matter on Mars does not.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2012/...ndings-monday/

[Tetsuaiga]

What is the purpose of this topic?

[-Simon-]

It is for my amusement.

[Medea]

It's a boy!

[mattyr88]

Aww William. Should have used a condom mate

[Flowerbomb]

Hope the baby doesn't have red hair, Harry?

[indiegirl1980]

I liked Danny Baker's comment:

' I can hear my Dad now, 'How much a year have we all got to find?'.