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Old 24th October 2007, 13:31
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I received a message from the hospital that prior to my surgery I was to smother my stomach with a spongy mixture as a preparative for my duodenal operation.

palatable; discretion, Buddhism

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Rev. Platt had to use discretion in his research on the fascinating subject of Buddhism, which he was beginning to find more palatable than his own faith.

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Old 24th October 2007, 18:39
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On my way home from work I was alarmed to encounter a crazed man wearing a silver cloak.


tusk; characteristic; hysterics
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Old 24th October 2007, 21:01
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On my way home from work I was alarmed to encounter a crazed man wearing a silver cloak.


tusk; characteristic; hysterics
Gloria had hysterics when she saw the rhino, its tusk in the characteristic forward thrust position as it attempted to ram the truck.

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Old 24th October 2007, 21:54
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To be honest I was so desperately hard-up I was just about to sell my galoshes which were a family heirloom when I won the lottery jackpot.

flamboyant; pandemic; splashdown
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Old 27th October 2007, 20:33
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The evil hunter made a big mistake when he failed to use a silencer on his rifle when shooting the chameleon making it difficult for him to recede unnoticed from the scene of the crime.

mallet; weak-kneed; inducement
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Old 28th October 2007, 13:11
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The final of the French Open was interrupted when a stray alligator invaded the tennis court.

lofty; purr; commuter



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Old 29th October 2007, 15:42
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[QUOTE=Winsome]The final of the French Open was interrupted when a stray alligator invaded the tennis court.

lofty; purr; commuter


The soft purr of the train's engine was the only sound in Alan's ears as fearfully he watched the haversack, held tightly in the hands of the lofty commuter.


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Old 29th October 2007, 17:20
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George suffered a fatal accident at the hands of his lawnmower when the blade severed a major artery and the hospital declared him brain dead on arrival.


mischief; one-night-stand; stadium
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Old 29th October 2007, 17:45
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George suffered a fatal accident at the hands of his lawnmower when the blade severed a major artery and the hospital declared him brain dead on arrival.


mischief; one-night-stand; stadium
There was only mischief in David's head when he arranged the one-night-stand at the football stadium with Lacey.

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Old 29th October 2007, 19:56
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Looking through the soft toy catalogue I couldn't make my mind up whether to get a cuddly owl, panda or giraffe.

gavel; jester; donor
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Old 30th October 2007, 00:22
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Looking through the soft toy catalogue I couldn't make my mind up whether to get a cuddly owl, panda or giraffe.

gavel; jester; donor

The auctioneer, who had been a blood donor the day before, winced as he brought his gavel down and sold the porcelain jester for £2,000.


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Old 30th October 2007, 00:42
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My fate was sealed when I stole the rainbow-effect brooch from the old lady, as I later found out when two police officers wielding a manacle knocked on my door.


odourless; pendant; tradition
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Old 30th October 2007, 01:48
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My fate was sealed when I stole the rainbow-effect brooch from the old lady, as I later found out when two police officers wielding a manacle knocked on my door.

Excellent!


odourless; pendant; tradition
It was tradition to wear the pendant on Midsummer Eve but little did Roger know that the odourless poison, which she intended to pour into his drink, was concealed in it.

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Old 30th October 2007, 12:43
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Princess Letitia was sitting by the palace pond when she saw an ugly toad and idly wondered what its flavour would be were she to eat it.


gerbil; impassivity; however
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Old 30th October 2007, 12:54
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Princess Letitia was sitting by the palace pond when she saw an ugly toad and idly wondered what its flavour would be were she to eat it.


gerbil; impassivity; however
Tony the gerbil, prided himself on his cool temperament, but when Mr Spinks, the pet shop owner picked him up by his tail, impassivity was a thing of the past and Tony gave Spinks a good nip.

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Old 30th October 2007, 15:39
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I came upon a silver goblet which was lying in the snow and it shone just like a diamond.


practical; transcription; scrupulous
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Old 4th November 2007, 13:51
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The cleaning supervisor was quick to chastise her workforce when they failed to wear the obligatory tunic for undertaking sanitation duties.


c-section; tuneful; clean-cut
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Old 21st November 2007, 18:35
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Lord Biggs fashioned a mould based on the head of his favourite servant which was to become the foundation of his debut sculpture.


wrapping; muddy; circumstantial



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Old 22nd November 2007, 13:39
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^ Nice one Mr Spud

"Flaming Norah!" Sophie cursed when she found the pewter dish from which she ate her cornflakes had gone missing.

surfing; organist; hat
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Old 22nd November 2007, 21:14
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Mr Phipps who worked for a car clamping company said: "I relish the feeling when I clamp a car even more than I relish the sensation of using the loofah on my unmentionables."


erstwhile; scour; battleground
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Old 23rd November 2007, 17:09
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^ nice one

I was beginning to flag halfway through the marathon and I thought I had a rupture to a muscle in my leg as well as an irregular heartbeat.


earmark; hemp; potency
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Old 24th November 2007, 14:22
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The crowd cheered as he stepped up on to the podium which was adorned with a festoon of coca leaves, but when it was revealed he'd worn a magic poncho to boost his speed, the judges were forced to disqualify him from the llama race.

umbrella; cage; fellowship
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Old 24th November 2007, 22:42
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The mud-based laxative worked so well that Bob had to carry around a sponge with him for use after using the toilet :embarass:

homebody; drawback; gourmet


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Old 29th November 2007, 15:49
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I set to work to inflate my dinghy to sail the seas in pursuit of the rare flat-nosed porpoise which was known for its fragrant burps.


shocker; conglomerate; trowel
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Old 10th December 2007, 00:06
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^ Aww that's nice

Pauline's smile turned into a frown when she felt in her gaberdine pocket and realised her sherbert fountain had been pilfered.

geranium; beaten; avowed
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Old 10th December 2007, 22:11
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Old Tom, the gardener, had made it his avowed intent not to be beaten by the slimy pests when he found his geranium seedlings had been decimated by marauding slugs.


radish; flimsy; notorious
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Old 10th December 2007, 22:41
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The evidence was flimsy, but enough to convict the notorious radish rustler of old London town.

hamster; novice; ridiculous
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Old 16th December 2007, 15:24
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Percy the hamster was a novice when it came to running round in his wheel, making him look quite ridiculous when he kept falling out.

win, tracery, feign




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Old 29th December 2007, 01:49
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Would he win her heart this time or would she feign interest and desert him again he thought, as he ran his fingers along the delicate tracery of her embroidered gown.


song; maverick; crumble
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Old 6th January 2008, 15:42
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The maverick burst into song after walking into the bar causing the ladies present to crumble and go weak-kneed with lust.


strait; extradition; hurricane
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