#272
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The trouble with cold turtle soup
Is that it makes my belly droop But I love it so much It makes me feel butch |
#274
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A dog called Fred buried his bone
Inside another dog's home The other dog Rex |
#275
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A dog called Fred buried his bone
Inside another dog's home The other dog Rex And Fred then had sex so Rex rang the police on his phone |
#276
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Maureen was unhappy with fred,
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#278
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Maureen was unhappy with Fred
Because he was no good in bed But one day in the shower |
#279
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Maureen was unhappy with Fred
Because he was no good in bed But one day in the shower She turned it onto full power |
#280
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Maureen was unhappy with Fred
Because he was no good in bed But one day in the shower She turned it onto full power And now his pencils full of lead |
#281
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There was a monkey from Peru
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#282
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There was a monkey from Peru
Who was an expert in Kung Fu |
#283
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There was a monkey from Peru
Who was an expert in Kung Fu He could break wood with his head |
#284
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There was a monkey from Peru
Who was an expert in Kung Fu He could break wood with his head At least that's what he said |
#286
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there was a young man from the coast
who waited anxiously for the post It arrived in a boat |
#287
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#288
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There was a young man from the coast
who waited anxiously for the post It arrived in a boat That was barely afloat |
#290
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There was a young man from the coast
who waited anxiously for the post It arrived in a boat That was barely afloat And the Captain i think was a ghost There came a young man from Nantucket who wore a hat shaped like a bucket |
#291
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There came a young man from Nantucket
Who used to go poo in a bucket |
#292
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There came a young man from Nantucket
who wore a hat shaped like a bucket His coat was a bin bag |
#293
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There came a young man from Nantucket
Who used to go poo in a bucket His coat was a bin bag And he wiped his arse with a rag |
#294
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There came a young man from Nantucket
Who used to go poo in a bucket His coat was a bin bag And he wiped his arse with a rag This poem is crap..oh fcuk it |
#295
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I hope this poem turns out better
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#296
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I hope this poem turns out better
We need a line from David guetta |
#297
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I hope this poem turns out better
We need a line from David guetta Dave said, 'Wot, me?' |
#298
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I hope this poem turns out better
We need a line from David guetta Dave said, 'Wot, me?' "yes Dave, a line or 3" |
#299
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I hope this poem turns out better
We need a line from David guetta Dave said, 'Wot, me?' "yes Dave, a line or 3" 'OK, but let me finish this feta' |
#300
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