Sitcom quote game

Cheshire Cat · #1 11th December 2007, 20:55

Has this been done before? Thought I'd give it a go. What's this from:

"Did you know that the common gnat, um, only lives for 2 hours but in it's brief life it makes love a hundred and sixty-nine times?"

"Extraordinary. That's the mirror opposite of my life."

???

Winnie57 · #2 17th December 2007, 00:48

I'll guess it's from I'm Alan Partridge but I can't place it.

Pal · #3 17th December 2007, 01:58

Frasier i'm guessing.

Cheshire Cat · #4 20th December 2007, 16:39

Ooh, thanks for trying Winsome and Pal.

It's actually from series 2 of Bottom, with Rik Mayal and Adrian Edmonson. I thought more people would know it!

sad_dan · #5 27th March 2008, 23:46

Hehe love Bottom

This is a bit of an easy one

"This is not the Chinese restaurant. This is a residential number and you are speaking to the lady of the house on a white, slim line telephone with last number redial facility."

??

aunty social · #6 27th March 2008, 23:53

Must be Keeping Up Appearances?

sad_dan · #7 27th March 2008, 23:58

Correct!

aunty social · #8 28th March 2008, 00:01

"You'd better get going, because milk gets sour. Unless it's UHT milk, but there's no demand for that. Because it's shite."

Wol · #9 28th March 2008, 01:25

still game ?

aunty social · #10 28th March 2008, 02:00

^ Nope.

paulthequiet · #11 28th March 2008, 02:08

Father ted!

aunty social · #12 28th March 2008, 02:12

Nice one

Your turn paulthequiet

paulthequiet · #13 28th March 2008, 02:17

"Look, I think we've all got something to bring to this discussion, but I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence."

mattty · #14 28th March 2008, 20:02

Red Dwarf!

paulthequiet · #15 28th March 2008, 20:54

Correct!

mattty · #16 3rd April 2008, 21:31

"I've got a lot of demos from the band days, but you know, they're about ten years old. So if i wanted to send them out, i'd have to bring them up to date. Lay down some drum & bass shit on them, like sampler shit.."