Type what you're thinking about right now (11)

[Vienna]

Why's it ok to talk about constipation and pooing yet it's not to talk about period pain?

At work while we were waiting for the next lorry of mail to arrive the men were talking about times they've been constipated etc.. I thought if I started talking about period pain to the other female worker I bet they wouldn't like it

[Mr. Nobody]

Amazed at how prices for the same thing vary so much,
I think the internet has caught out a lot of companies,
My TV is on it's last legs and I looked up prices for a new one,
Straight away, I could see the same model at about 7 different prices,
With £100 difference, .. wtf?

[A Whimsical Stranger]

My dad just knocked on my bedroom door drunk AF asking for assistance in finding the nail clippers, feel like I've just supplied him with his own murder weapon.

[Schmosby]

Is blinking, winking with two eyes or winking, blinking with one eye?

[Merritt]

How much of a trouser bulge and/or tent is acceptable for a man in public? Not bragging like, I just get paranoid that my jeans are hanging slightly odd and it looks like I'm waltzing around with a semi. Although for anyone to call me on it they'd have to admit to have been checking out my doodah zone. Mutually assured destruction.

[Kevin Hodge]

^ try to view it in terms of how much cleavage, camel toe, whale tail, pokey nipple etc is routinely on view. A lot of womens underwear can clearly be seen, not via VPL, but through actually transparent fabric. Oh how it makes me irate to the point of being virtually inconsolable

Ive had someone tell me they had been checking out my bulge and that women do in fact do this - its a thing

[Toxic]

I have literally no idea where the last 5 or so years went

my 20's, I can recall a lot of it (which clearly means I was doing it wrong) but I can remember things I did..like every year. since being 26/27 its all kind of blurred into a bit of a mess of work and not a great deal outside of work I really do think I need to reduce my hours..but I can't afford it I need some time outs, I may not want to sit around in my pants playing MMO's at the moment..but it would be nice to actually have it as an option

[Merritt]

My mum's popping round tomorrow morning. Wondering what would happen if I put on Tetsuo: The Iron Man and refused to turn it off.

Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

Ive had someone tell me they had been checking out my bulge and that women do in fact do this - its a thing

I wonder if a pair of tight, tight shorts with ^ My eyes are up here, ladies ^ on them are is in order.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Merritt

My mum's popping round tomorrow morning. Wondering what would happen if I put on Tetsuo: The Iron Man and refused to turn it off.



I wonder if a pair of tight, tight shorts with ^ My eyes are up here, ladies ^ on them are is in order.

thats a fantastic idea! and so is the shorts! i want a set that says "grower not a shower"

[Merritt]

^ I can never remember which is meant to be the good one. Do you want to be a grower and start titchy but have potential for phallic majesty, or a shower who makes a good first impression but ultimately disappoints?

[Professor Willow]

^ surely it's better to be a grower?

I'm seriously going to lose my temper if this fly doesn't f*** off!

[Dougella]

^^ A grower seems like it would be a nice surprise.

[Rocket Spud]

^

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Merritt

^ I can never remember which is meant to be the good one. Do you want to be a grower and start titchy but have potential for phallic majesty, or a shower who makes a good first impression but ultimately disappoints?

Depends on your habitat i guess. Better to be a shower if u like swinging it around in gym locker rooms. And tbh the problem of being too big actually exists. Anyone like stopping during sex because its painful for your partner? Or perhaps you are a fan of leaving 2/3 of your love, erm, out in the cold?

Surely a 3rd category must exist where there is like...some sort of natural and expected correlation between the cringer and battlecat states? Dunno what that would be called

[Rocket Spud]

Might go for a walk, i'm feeling a bit caffeinated :/

[Mo34]

I'm not easily frighted. But I've decided Nuns seem to freak me out, like in the way clowns do for some ppl.

The Keepers documentary when they were going on about the nun in the attic (and the habit on dummy that was actually up there) that image chilled me for some reason. Currently watching The conjuring 2 and yeah... the demonic nun figure

[Toxic]

I am unable to "live for today" ..always looking ahead, I'm freaking out already coz it wont be long before they start mentioning the dreaded C word at work again

the years get quicker and this one has been an utter bastard, either I've been stressing out about my ill family members/running back and forth to hospital with me dad...or fretting about my own health problems..since January

Bah, just bah, off to find a distraction.

[kirbycrackle]

^ hope you're okay t.

Need to go to the shop. Can't be arsed. And it's stopped raining...woulda been nice to have a quick stroll in the rain.

[newbs16]

^^ The c word?

[newbs16]

Originally Posted by Miggs The Terrible

^ hope you're okay t.

Need to go to the shop. Can't be arsed. And it's stopped raining...woulda been nice to have a quick stroll in the rain.

You been to the shop?

[kirbycrackle]

^ aye.

[Rocket Spud]

^ What'd you get, Miggs? Anything exciting?

[Appear]

Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

Depends on your habitat i guess. Better to be a shower if u like swinging it around in gym locker rooms. And tbh the problem of being too big actually exists. Anyone like stopping during sex because its painful for your partner? Or perhaps you are a fan of leaving 2/3 of your love, erm, out in the cold?

Surely a 3rd category must exist where there is like...some sort of natural and expected correlation between the cringer and battlecat states? Dunno what that would be called

And a fourth, where it neither shows nor grows. A pant non-creaser, if you will.

[Vienna]

Originally Posted by newbs16

^^ The c word?

Christmas

[Vienna]

My brother is away for 2 days this weekend. He's off to iron maiden gig.
Peace :D

[Mo34]

^
The http part of your link address needs fixing - too many h's and t's, at the min the link doesn't load

[Kevin Hodge]

night before last i was up late and got a lot of sleep but felt terrible all day

last night i got to bed at a more reasonable time, got hardly any sleep, and feel fine


i think in future ill just go for a nap at 8pm and then i can stay up all night feeling fine?

[Vienna]

A guy at work has retired and the others are arranging a meal out. I think a date has been set but no one has said anything to me about it or asked if I'm going.
Obviously I'm not, but do feel strange about them not asking me. Then again, I don't want them to ask me as I will have to think of an excuse not to go

[Mo34]

Can't believe where the days gone. It';s almost 10 past 5 and I've done diddly.

[Professor Willow]

I'm not sure how much longer I can put up with this