Sauk free bar!

Kevin Hodge · #1 23rd August 2018, 22:52

Im serving drinks, what you having?

*pours self a rum and coke*

Spectrelight · #2 23rd August 2018, 22:58

JD and coke as always

Dougella · #3 23rd August 2018, 22:59

^^ Ooh me too please.

firemonkey · #4 23rd August 2018, 22:59

I'll be old fashioned(but I like it), a cinzano and lemonade for me.

Merritt · #5 23rd August 2018, 23:06

I'll have a vodka and anything, please. And a packet of roast screggings.

Mo34 · #6 23rd August 2018, 23:09

Bacardi and coke

Or dry white wine if I feel the need to be tipsy quickly, lol

Kevin Hodge · #7 23rd August 2018, 23:11

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Originally Posted by Spectrelight

JD and coke as always

evening sir, would be interested in trying my jd single barrel?

its 5% abv stronger than vanilla jd

Kevin Hodge · #8 23rd August 2018, 23:13

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Originally Posted by Freyja

ALL OF THE ALCOHOL
GET IN MAH BELLEH

Whiskey. Straight. I genuinely wouldn't mind a nice cocktail tbh.

had you figured as an absinthe kinda chick, frolicking with green fairies in 5
4
3
2..

Kevin Hodge · #9 23rd August 2018, 23:13

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Originally Posted by Dougella

^^ Ooh me too please.

just normal jd for you i think

Kevin Hodge · #10 23rd August 2018, 23:14

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Originally Posted by Merritt

I'll have a vodka and anything, please. And a packet of roast screggings.

hey, have you seen the room? they have a drink on there called scotchka, its vodka and whisky. that do? (i'm having one too)

Kevin Hodge · #11 23rd August 2018, 23:15

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Originally Posted by Mo34

Bacardi and coke

Or dry white wine if I feel the need to be tipsy quickly, lol

dry white it is!

Kevin Hodge · #12 23rd August 2018, 23:16

VODKA JELLIES ARE READY

Dougella · #13 23rd August 2018, 23:30

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Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

just normal jd for you i think

Yes, with coke please and thank you barman. I'll go without the poke with a stick though, ouch that hurts.

Merritt · #14 23rd August 2018, 23:41

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Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

hey, have you seen the room? they have a drink on there called scotchka, its vodka and whisky. that do? (i'm having one too)

I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love liquor so much.

Kevin Hodge · #15 23rd August 2018, 23:42

jd and coke, poked with a stick, not stirred

Mo34 · #16 23rd August 2018, 23:50

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Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

dry white it is!

Kevin Hodge · #17 23rd August 2018, 23:53

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Originally Posted by Freyja

Oh man you don't know how hard it was to not say absinthe. I held that craziness within me somewhere dark. I'm a ****ing hilarity on that stuff though.

absinthe bringeth the lulz

they have unfathomably strong absinthe in lanzarote, its so ridiculous i cant even hold the info in my head. i SWEAR i think they do 89.9% alcohol absinthe over there

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LET THE VOMITING BEGIN

im only eating orange ones so my toilet will look cool in the morning

Kevin Hodge · #18 23rd August 2018, 23:54

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Originally Posted by Mo34

wine kills me, yr welcome to it

Kevin Hodge · #19 24th August 2018, 11:36

*prepares fryup*

*(and veggie options)*

Mo34 · #20 24th August 2018, 12:00

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Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

wine kills me, yr welcome to it

I have to admit, these days it seems to kill me too. Old age beckons....:/

Kevin Hodge · #21 24th August 2018, 12:03

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Originally Posted by biscuits

As soon as the clock strikes 11pm on a night out, I’ve been known to order a cup of tea.

Milk - fairly strong, no sugar please.

Hash browns, brown toast and beans please.

My tummy is a-rumbling now haha

yeah ive had to argue with a bar man before, insisting that yes, i do want a cup of tea, not another guinness, thats right, tea, please ffs

i like to monitor my drunkeness levels and a tea will help me keep going rather than just going all crashy and floppy

*splats a few fried tomato halves down next to yr beanz*

Kevin Hodge · #22 24th August 2018, 12:04

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Originally Posted by Mo34

I have to admit, these days it seems to kill me too. Old age beckons....:/

im fine at the time, but the next day its like ive been poisoned. i think a lot of people get these malicious wine hangovers, seems to be a thing. i do well on straight whisky tho

Kevin Hodge · #23 24th August 2018, 12:06

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Originally Posted by Freyja

Yeah absinthe abroad is ridiculous, you need like 2 shots or something and then you're completely off your face. The good old days.

I don't get hangovers tho so I guess I can still have it at some point.

Ouzo is the shit too. I was in Crete last May and the Greeks know how to ****ing party. Absolutely wankered, couldn't even stand up right, it was glorious.

You could eat a red one and pretend your vom is blood, for the blood god.

im just thinking of those absinthe miniatures i got on holiday for like a euro 50, thats literally enough to get munted, for about the price of a small bottle of coke. fooken ell. Beer was cheaper than mineral water too lmao

cant even say that i mind the taste that much, i just have it with sugar and ice. #WOULD

Dougella · #24 24th August 2018, 12:30

I have a sore head this morning, like an actual real life sore head. I didn't know forum drinking would have this effect lol

Tom Morello · #25 24th August 2018, 13:04

Marshmallow vodka

Kevin Hodge · #26 24th August 2018, 13:51

bars closed man, we're all hungover x/ can do you a pub lunch tho

Tom Morello · #27 24th August 2018, 14:10

^Yeah please I'm hungry too

Spectrelight · #28 24th August 2018, 19:08

Three days of no alarm so I***8217;ll have a bottle of JD to celebrate

anxiouslondoner · #29 24th August 2018, 21:02

Yay, free booze, can you just throw me out now and save me the embarrassment and hangover?

Rocket Spud · #30 24th August 2018, 21:45

^ What happens in the dungeon? ... Just out of interest.