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Schmosby · #**22351** 17th November 2019, 13:30

Why does your friend need to be gay and male?

Professor Willow · #**22352** 17th November 2019, 16:32

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Originally Posted by Schmosby

Why does your friend need to be gay and male?

I'm not looking specifically for a gay male friend, although I don't think I would feel particularly comfortable discussing certain topics with a straight bloke tbh.
It's really just something I have noticed from being in various 'friendship' groups on Facebook etc people say they are looking for new friends but it ultimately boils down to them wanting a quick ****.

Mo34 · #**22353** 18th November 2019, 15:58

Well finally, after another email to the landlord saying that I can't get through on the phone, they rang me. A letter will finally be sent to the git downstairs and if he doesn't change his ways he will get a visit. Still glad I've went to the wardens as well though. Might drop them an email and tell them where things are.

It's lovely and quiet at the min as he hasn't been here all weekend. Wish he'd stay away.

Appear · #**22354** 18th November 2019, 23:57

Not thinking about Him. Nope. Definitely not. Not picking over today's crazy flirty messages. Not already planning what I'll wear for when he's invited himself round (something slightly tight but not so tight that it'll mess my hair up too much if it happens to come off). Not going over potential mildly insulting greetings designed to compel him to approach me in feigned annoyance so I can condescendingly apologise with a pat on the back and a cheeky kiss.

Ugggghhh. Flapping slap me.

Jen. · #**22355** 19th November 2019, 09:01

^

Schmosby · #**22356** 19th November 2019, 14:14

Wondering where my wank pants are. I washed them with my sheets this weekend as I always do, but mum decided to be useful for once and hang up my washing. She returned the dry sheets to me yesterday but no pants. I'm now having to use my rowing pants as emergency wank pants meaning I now have to row naked.

My uncle came and did his washing today and took it away, so maybe he accidentally took my wank pants. I guess I'll have to ask mum.

Update: Walked into mum's room to ask her where my wank pants are and they were just right there on the side as I walked in, so all sorted.

limey123 · #**22357** 19th November 2019, 14:23

^ It's a first-world problem!

Schmosby · #**22358** 19th November 2019, 14:37

Yes, I guess in some parts of the world they have no other option than to go on their rowing machines naked. Christmas really makes you think about those less fortunate, nobody should have to row naked in 2019.

Dougella · #**22359** 19th November 2019, 14:42

^^^ This post brings up many questions.

Appear · #**22360** 19th November 2019, 18:05

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Originally Posted by Jen.

^

Appreciated, Pat. I'll probably need another in five.

Schmosby · #**22361** 19th November 2019, 18:46

^^ Strong boobs can be a double-edged sword.

Professor Willow · #**22362** 19th November 2019, 19:28

What the hell are 'wank pants'?

Dougella · #**22363** 19th November 2019, 19:36

^ I didn't like to ask, but I was wondering.

3stacks · #**22364** 19th November 2019, 19:44

I'd like to wear schmosby's wank pants

Professor Willow · #**22365** 19th November 2019, 19:53

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Originally Posted by Dougella

^ I didn't like to ask, but I was wondering.

Being a bloke I feel like I should know what they are, but I just assumed that everyone else took their pants off before having a five knuckle shuffle

Schmosby · #**22366** 19th November 2019, 20:13

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Originally Posted by D1662

What the hell are 'wank pants'?

Dougella · #**22367** 19th November 2019, 20:16

^

Do you mean pants as in trousers or pants as in underpants?

Schmosby · #**22368** 19th November 2019, 20:38

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Originally Posted by Dougella

^

Do you mean pants as in trousers or pants as in underpants?

It's basically a penis handkerchief. Environmentally friendly. Corbyn approved.

Dougella · #**22369** 19th November 2019, 23:30

^ Don't do that to me

edbander · #**22370** 24th November 2019, 21:14

I'm greatful for the days when my mum's feeling fairly healthy. 80% of the time

Professor Willow · #**22371** 26th November 2019, 20:32

SAUK is alive!

Dougella · #**22372** 26th November 2019, 20:45

I wondered where it had gone, I was starting to worry!

Percy · #**22373** 26th November 2019, 20:47

It wasn't just me then. Phew!

genovese · #**22374** 26th November 2019, 21:10

So what happened

Russian terrorists?
Chinese hackers?

And what form do I fill in to claim compensation for the psychological distress caused by the outage

Percy · #**22375** 26th November 2019, 21:16

^ That's a good point. I need compensation for psychological distress. Pay up mods.

Professor Willow · #**22376** 26th November 2019, 21:55

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Originally Posted by LmaoZedong

Hopefully next time it won't come back up.

If you feel that way then why are you here?

Merritt · #**22377** 26th November 2019, 22:04

Thank god it's back up. In its absence, I did some housework. Housework.

Percy · #**22378** 26th November 2019, 22:51

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Originally Posted by LmaoZedong

Because I'm stubborn, don't like bullies and don't like the thought of them thinking they're billy-big-bollucks that scared me off.

Bullies?

Utopia · #**22379** 27th November 2019, 00:15

Yeah, I thought it seemed like an odd error.

Appear · #**22380** 27th November 2019, 09:15

Three days in to the lecturer strikes and I've barely done anything productive with the spare time. Ugh. I'm sooooooo annoying.