Type what you're thinking about right now (11)

[Professor Willow]

I think I've been out in the sunshine too long, I'm feeling a bit rough now :/

[Rocket Spud]

Originally Posted by biscuits

^ hahahaha no, I did't know that the shops would be closed today! That would have been so evil!

I'd do anything for Yorkshire puddings, but I won't do that.

I do struggle with guilt over the most ridiculous things, Rocket Spud. Like one of the neighbours knocked on the door yesterday with 3 bottles of milk and asked if I wanted them. Old me would have just said yes, but new me said no thanks because we have five pints in the fridge already. Then I felt guilty because she looked so disappointed, but what would I do with three large bottles of milk? I would have felt even more guilty for saying yes though because what would I do with them? Pour them down the sink? Then I felt bad because she might think I'm being snobby or ungrateful. I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR AGES

Imagine what I'm like with making decisions that actually matter.

Tut, what are you like! Don't sweat the small stuff! You told her you were already well stocked so i don't know why she was disappointed. You certainly didn't have anything to feel bad about.

Anyways, enjoy your roast

[Consolida]

What does it mean when someone is described as 'unconventionally attractive'??? Would this be considered a compliment or an insult?

[Percy]

Originally Posted by Consolida

What does it mean when someone is described as 'unconventionally attractive'??? Would this be considered a compliment or an insult?

I have used to term myself. It's meant to be a compliment, it means you're attractive in a unique way. I can see why some would think it an insult though.

[Deer]

^ I'd say a better compliment than someone just say you are attractive. I think!

Great! My dog has sat in bloody gloss paint. I haven't anything to take it off with.

[Rocket Spud]

^ Time to get the clippers out

It'll grow back..

[genovese]

Originally Posted by Deer

Great! My dog has sat in bloody gloss paint.

Originally Posted by Rocket Spud

^ Time to get the clippers out

.....or get down to that there dragons den and revolutionise the decorating business

[Deer]

What, I didn't use him as a brush! I'm skint but not that skint :p

I haven't got any clippers! I am just going to have to rely on good old weathering!!

[Consolida]

Originally Posted by Percy

I have used to term myself. It's meant to be a compliment, it means you're attractive in a unique way. I can see why some would think it an insult though.

Hmm, I typed the word into google images and all these very weird unattractive looking people appeared. My husband described me as this today and I kind of wish he hadn't as it felt like a polite way of saying I'm ugly, lol

Originally Posted by Deer

^ I'd say a better compliment than someone just say you are attractive. I think!

Maybe...

Originally Posted by Deer

Great! My dog has sat in bloody gloss paint. I haven't anything to take it off with.

Oop's gloss paint is the worse to remove. Would your dog freak out if you tried to clip some of the fur off with some not too sharp scissors or clippers?

[Percy]

Originally Posted by Consolida

Hmm, I typed the word into google images and all these very weird unattractive looking people appeared. My husband described me as this today and I kind of wish he hadn't as it felt like a polite way of saying I'm ugly, lol

If it's any comfort I've never used it to describe someone I thought was "ugly".

[Deer]

^^ I don't think so! So, is that my only option? Give him a baldy patch?

[Percy]

^^It will grow back, plus in this weather he might even appreciate it.

[Consolida]

^ Yes, Percy, but if Deers dog has sat in the gloss paint then I guess it's stuck to his bottom and so cutting off too much fur in that area may risk him looking like a baboon and he will be a laughing stock when he's taken out! Perhaps it's better to stick to Charlotte's suggestion!

[Rocket Spud]

Originally Posted by genovese

.....or get down to that there dragons den and revolutionise the decorating business

Excellent!

Originally Posted by Deer

What, I didn't use him as a brush! I'm skint but not that skint :p

I haven't got any clippers! I am just going to have to rely on good old weathering!!

What, you gonna leave him outside until it's gone? Man, that's harsh!

[Percy]

Originally Posted by Consolida

^ Yes, Percy, but if Deers dog has sat in the gloss paint then I guess it's stuck to his bottom and so cutting off too much fur in that area may risk him looking like a baboon and he will be a laughing stock when he's taken out! Perhaps it's better to stick to Charlotte's suggestion!

On the other hand it might inspire a fashion trend among the local canine population. The dog equivalent of the undercut.

[Merritt]

I like the use of the word trouser as a verb. I should trouser more things.

[Deer]

Originally Posted by Charlotte Vale

^ You could try this before resorting to shearing him..

For paint that is already dry or is oil-based, use vegetable oil, olive oil or petroleum jelly on the affected area. Rub it into the dog's fur and allow it to sit for a few minutes. Then, use your fingers or a brush to gently pull the now-softened clumps of paint from the hair. Repeat this method until the paint is gone, and then give the dog a bath with shampoo or soap and water.

Hopefully it'll work, good luck.

Thank you, Charlotte. I will give it a go today

Originally Posted by Consolida

^ Yes, Percy, but if Deers dog has sat in the gloss paint then I guess it's stuck to his bottom and so cutting off too much fur in that area may risk him looking like a baboon and he will be a laughing stock when he's taken out! Perhaps it's better to stick to Charlotte's suggestion!

AYe, he has the pattern of the skirting board on his rear. And my skirting board had a clump of hair patched on to it!

When I noticed it, I nearly kicked my dog up the ass with my foot too!!!

Originally Posted by Rocket Spud

Excellent!



What, you gonna leave him outside until it's gone? Man, that's harsh!

I've brought him in now

Originally Posted by Percy

On the other hand it might inspire a fashion trend among the local canine population. The dog equivalent of the undercut.

Well, there's that, or I just leave the paint on and let the local dogs ,who are lucky enough to pass us, get high on a sniff and greet!

[Percy]

Gorn? Blimey no wonder you're scared.

Sorry, sorry, couldn't help myself.

I'll go sit in the corner.

[Deer]

Jar, container- spray and a newspaper! It is the only way to defeat a mighty wasp, Biscuits!

I wish you luck in your battle for survival!

By the way, don't kill it or I will be extremely cross with you!!!

[Percy]

^I think the flame thrower would have been the fun option, but might be a bit costly in the old house insurance.

You've got to love mums sometimes haven't you. Where would we be without them?

[Oddity]

Got to fight the urge to hermit

[Percy]

^I first misread that as "I've got the urge to fight a hermit".

[Professor Willow]

Hello wall

[anxiouslondoner]

How not to view almost every interaction I have with other humans as a complete and utter car crash.

[Schmosby]

Why am I so fatigued? I've not even been working or rowing. Just being alive is sapping all my energy.

[Rocket Spud]

^ Hay fever?

Tree pollen levels are high right now, i've never suffered so bad with it. I've all but stopped my morning pressup/pull-up routine cos i'm so tired.

[Oddity]

Originally Posted by Percy

^I first misread that as "I've got the urge to fight a hermit".

Well I am fighting myself, so works either way

[Mo34]

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off a cat stroking I go....

[Professor Willow]

Originally Posted by Mo34

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off a cat stroking I go....

My filthy mind has just turned that into something rude

[Mo34]

Originally Posted by D1662

My filthy mind has just turned that into something rude

tut tut

Originally Posted by Melangell

that the trees in Mo's avatar look like the outline of a ladies comely bottom.

Oh yeah...