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[Gog]

I like to stroke my lovely ginger sideburns whilst sucking up chocolate trifle through a 6 feet long hosepipe and pouring tomato ketchup down my underpants to entice the exotic Welsh pixies that live in my geraniums to come and lick me frivolously.


Jesus
Mohammed
treacle

[Winnie57]

When Mohammed met Jesus he invited him back to his gaff for a cup of tea laced with treacle.

tart; unmannerly; nuptial



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[Apathy]

With moments of nuptial bliss disappearing in a unmannerly fashion, Tina notices that she has burnt the tart.

Chart, cherry, almanac

[Mr Spud]

The old gardener opened up his almanac and studied the chart that recorded the date on which the cherry blossom appeared each year.


whistle; brown; diffuse

[Apathy]

The Bobby blew his whistle to diffuse the situation on brown street.

Draft, Balloon, Menace

[Gog]

The draft under my back door was so cold in winter I would set sail in a mighty balloon to the warmer climes of Kenya where I became a menace to migrating wildebeest by throwing cheese and chutney sandwiches at them while they watched Eastenders.

Dracula
silken
tusk

[Apathy]

As Dracula made his way to bed he examined his newly bought silken sheets and found that one of them had a hole in it caused by what looked to be a tusk.

Change
Hula
Broken

[Consolida]

Tom bought a bag of Hula Hoops in the local shop but was quite miffed when the assistant forgot to give him any change especially as most of the salty snacks were broken into tiny pieces.

Intoxicated
Boa Constrictor
Dumpling

[Gog]

I often get intoxicated late at night and stroke my boa constrictor until it regurgitates my dumpling.


enthusiastic
peacock
stuffer

[asimovs_unicorn]

I was once married to an enthusiastic peacock stuffer

Curry, traffic cone, waffles.

[Gog]

I like to eat curry while wearing a traffic cone on my head. If I eat waffles I wont tell you where I put it but its most tricky to use the toilet.


blender
bender
gender

[Apathy]

Whilst using the blender I noticed that my gardeners gender was a bender

Fright
Hollow
Clumsy

[Gog]

I got quite a fright when George Osborne popped out of my giant hollow Easter egg and tried to claim some unpaid tax but being quite clumsy while dicing my carrots I accidentally knifed him 386 times and fed his body to my pet pig, Bertha.


rain
wind
armageddon

[Apathy]

The judge was making his way to the industrial city underneath the moon light.

Sharp
Long
Blunt

[PussyRiot]

I felt a sharp pain in my back while waiting for the bus and turned to see a man with a long face and a blunt umbrella handle digging into me.

Face
Bottle
ipod

[Sunshine Recorder]

I was walking along the street, listening to my ipod, then a thug swung a bottle right towards my face.

Ball
Cap
Windowsill

[Gog]

I was rubbing my ball vigorously as I always do when playing cricket when a large seagull dropping landed on my cap making me bowl a right crap delivery that got hit clean out of the ground ,breaking a window in a nearby house and landing neatly on the windowsill.

puma
dahlias
moron

[lone*star]

The assistant recommended me a 2.5 kilo sack of Growmore's premium Puma shit..... "the moron-free way to keep cats out of your Dahlias!"

Verbal
Skip
Serious

[Gog]

When I have verbal diarrhoea I often skip my crunchy nut cornflakes and go straight to the basement of SAUK for a serious debate.


Omnipotent
Wobbles
vigorously

[JakeKale]

As an omnipotent being, I find it difficult to balance the multiverse on my feelers when one of the universes wobbles, leading me to sweat vigorously.

Disingenuous
Napalm
Horse

[Gog]

Would it be disingenuous of me to betray my neighbours by dropping napalm on their flowerbeds after their horse tried to mate with my Welsh poodle again?



luge
insert
analy

[Winnie57]

Chronic constipation necessitated the luge team captain to insert a suppository anally shortly before the Olympic heat.

damp; hallelujah; sanctity






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[Apathy]

The damp night did not affect the sanctity of the church as the congregation sang hallelujah.

Frills, Jurisdiction, Illumination

[Gog]

For frills I collect small woodland creatures and keep them in my basement with Kylie Minogue but surprisingly this is illegal and falls under the local jurisdiction of of the great badger king who says my giant illumination of Kylie at 3Am has attracted 4 sasquatches to the area who ate his brother Derek.


sensibility
trombone
poking

[Consolida]

The orchestra reached a climatic finale as the conductor angrily started poking one of his musicians with his baton and proceeded to stuff the whole thing into the top of the musicians trombone This caused great offence and easily upset the delicate sensibility of the trombonist.

Serendipitous,
Plummet,
Gift

[Gog]

I read Pride and Prejudice looking for the word serendipitous but when I could not find it my mood would plummet and I would have to buy myself the gift of pudding to recover.

slime
ostrich
rubber

[Winnie57]

In my race to reach the ostrich enclosure at the bird sanctuary I slipped on some slime in my rubber-soled shoes and fell flat on my back.

forth; primrose; dim



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[Apathy]

Just under the Forth of the Firth bridge in the dim light grows an exquisite primrose.

Genuine, Hallow, Broomstick

[Gog]

I have a great fondness for buttocks which I regard as hallow(ed) as my ancestors sat on theirs for several days as they rode a broomstick all the way from Bolton

Swedish
catapult
chihuahua

[Consolida]

During my Swedish massage the blonde masseur rubbed relaxing aromatherapy oils over my tense shoulders. Suddenly the bottle Agnatha was clutching slipped from her grasp spilling oil everywhere and her chihuahua, who throughout the session had been irritatingly snapping at her heels, skidded across the floor and was catapult(ed) head first into the hot jacuzzi.

Clandestine
Ailurophile
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